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CK*Unlogged* Unregistered user |
AARGH! Another one. This time a level 10 human assasin. Did the healer, didn't go for the little dog, I was too late anyways, so I decided to go down to HMV. Found an eternium girdle, tower crystal shield and yes!, the emerald dagger. Got up to HMV... guess who was waiting for me. A giant stone John Wilkes Booth. Tried to ran, but damn they throw their rocks far away. That was it. :( I should've done the doggy first. |
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qpax Registered user Last page view: 7395 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
Gee, Babacaman, I had the same. I was just running away from a caveman ( a very experienced one ) in the Dangerous Cave. Just like You I was about to get on the other side when a werefolf blocked my way. Before I could do anything he summoned lots of wolves an that was it. "I want ye to slay a female goblin slavemaster ghul. Return to me when you have succeded." |
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qpax Registered user Last page view: 7395 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
That wasn't a "death", exactly. I just teleported absend-mindedly to the Dwarven Mystic in Dwarf Town using scroll of teleportation. I had no spellbooks, no wands, no scroll of teleportation left, so I had to quit "I want ye to slay a female goblin slavemaster ghul. Return to me when you have succeded." |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3755 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
I think it qualifies. You would've starved anyhow... Recently, I had a very typical, very frustrating death... DH:1... Guess what's going to happen when this PC opens that door? :) ####### #.....#### #.<...+&.. #....@#### ####### Next time, I'm taking the Animated Forest. Die Gedanken sind Frei [Edited 1 time, last edit on 9/30/2003 at 07:17 (GMT -5) by Iridia] |
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J. Registered user You'll never get rid of me Last page view: 5664 days, 1 hour, 59 minutes and 53 seconds ago. |
Oh, so you were killed by a least demon, huh? :P If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away. Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad." |
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Lavos Registered user Cardiovascular Endurance Last page view: 7096 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
no.... i think she found a forge. :) (: |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5025 days, 10 hours, 2 minutes and 26 seconds ago. |
a deadly one, it seems. Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Maelstrom Registered user The Knight of the Black Rose Last page view: 3117 days, 2 hours, 34 minutes and 45 seconds ago. |
LoL "You open the door. Floor. The forge wakes up! The Killer Forge critically hits you. The Killer Forge critically hits you. You die..." A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of that tunnel. A realist sees a train. And the train driver sees three idiots on the tracks. |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5025 days, 10 hours, 2 minutes and 26 seconds ago. |
"The Killer Forge mumbles criptic words! You are hit by a barrage of magical missiles!" Hehe, what about weaponsmiths with a pet forge? Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5827 days, 3 hours, 23 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
We need a thread like this. As for mine... eeh... it dropped my morale quite a bit... I was playing a gnomish wizard and was about to clear out the dwarven graveyard (Spells: Burning hands, Frost Bolt, Teleportation, Scare Monster, Magic Missile) Okay, so Nonnak and his undead minions were all but cleared out, the only remaining enemy was our ever so loveable dwarf Griff Bloodax. There was a little problem though, Griff refused to die. Nothing really damaged him beyond "slightly damaged", so I figured that I'd teleport him away like in the previous game with the mindcrafter (who died in the same place due to a confusion blast >_<). However, Griff resisted the spell. "So the mindcrafter used a teleportation wand", I remembered. Okay, then let's lure him away. But no, Griff refused to be lured. He just stayed in that little hallway when I ran. Well, in that case, what would I think? Let's teleport behind him and destroy him by pouring holy water on the grave! But I had no teleport control, so I would have to try several times to get behind him. But our hero never got to Griff's flank. The first teleport warped him right into a stone block trap. Ouch. -_- (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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netlava Registered user Last page view: 6029 days, 15 hours, 48 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
My stupid deaths usually result from holding the arrow king down in a battle. Snwo aval ten |
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coyo7e Unregistered user |
Roll-scummed for characters for about two hours trying to get Raven for a Hurthling Merchant who had just the right random skills, managed to get the multiple-of-7 talent bonus, etc. Finally got one perfectly set up, killed a grizzly bear for my first kill (was proud of myself because it nearly got me,) went to Terinyo to pick up my quests.. Decided to skip the SMC because I didn't want to get any extra levels before I picked up Healing from the carpenter quest. Enter the VD and get an excited feeling, "Oooh sweet this guy's lucky, I'm gonna kick ass!" ..Walked three steps down the hallways near the stairway, "A Huge Rock lands on your head! You are dead!" ...I almost cried! |
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Soirana Registered user Chaos Freak Last page view: 4149 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
since when merchants got random skills? A root is a flower that disdains fame. Kahlil Gibran(1883-1931) |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5827 days, 3 hours, 23 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
Maybe he meant Bard, there is no confirmation that he truly meant Merchant in the text so I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4068 days, 7 hours, 47 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
coyo7e, I feel for you. Yet, now I know why I never scum for perfect character setups, but instead try for almost every character I have to somehow get through. Even for Salamander-born orcish barbarians. Stupid stone block traps. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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newb Unregistered user |
Just died with a level 21 hurthling bard in CoC2 I did the watertemple and darkforge, got crowned lawful, saved khelavaster, had RotHK, 2 RoDS etc. but then i was stuck because ToEF seemed a bit too hard and i didn't figure out anything else to do so i decided to take a swim in CoC level 2 and drowned ;D Seems like all my characters die at level 21 to frustration :D |
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Lost_one Registered user unregistered user Last page view: 5921 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 13 seconds ago. |
level 7 gray elf wizard. started with 27 learning from random woohoo! spells learned: cure critical wounds (1421) 2 books cure light wounds (829) death ray (915) light (1415) magic map (514) cursed book only 1 read acid bolt (919) far sight (883) hp total = 37 step on a trap, a stone block hits your head. hp = -57 SON OF A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, but my #1 worst death: level 1 troll barbarian, I go to small cave...and find an oddly weighted two handed sword. I equip sword. brutal eternium two handed sword of devistation I then head over to the CoC, through the swamp. I was burded and bloated, and a swamp hydra ambushes me. G_F_G that pissed me off so much. "I have opinions -STRONG opinions- that sometimes, I don't agree with" ---Prez. George W. Bush |
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 adomist Registered user Noob Last page view: 957 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
man that troll barb death sucks :D You steal a broken dagger! The orc misses you. |
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Lost_one Registered user unregistered user Last page view: 5921 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 13 seconds ago. |
adding a new one: high elven necromancer (level 16) was great, I had invis, fire bolt, acid bolt, frost bolt (found more than 5 books...had about 2.1k in casting), lightning bolt, magic missile, and acid ball, along with far sight and death ray. here's how this goes...I was in a room on D13, and I see a shadow wyrm come in...and he starts summing shiz. I kill shiz, and spam fire bolt on him until I run out of mana. when I run out of mana, my invis wears off, and he bolts me from full to about 3 hp. I cast invis, have 0 mana left, and he summons more ghosts. I'm trapped in a room with a shadow wyrm, which could easily pwn my face, but he keeps summoning crap! I end up cornered, and throw a fire bolt to clear some room (there was no spaces to really move w/o attacking something next to me). the shadow wyrm freezes me to death with a VERY strong ice blast. I check my stats...I could control teleportation....and I had a (blessed) wand of teleportation with 5 charges in my inventory. That so far was by far my best attempt at the game, obtaining over 2x the points of my #2 guy, and the necromancer had about 3 corruptions, and about 2/3 the way to being crowned of neutral. "I have opinions -STRONG opinions- that sometimes, I don't agree with" ---Prez. George W. Bush |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5827 days, 3 hours, 23 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
"level 1 troll barbarian, I go to small cave...and find an oddly weighted two handed sword. I equip sword. brutal eternium two handed sword of devistation" You should have backupped that beast. Just for the fun of having a brutal eternium two-handed sword of devastation. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3599 days, 9 hours and 28 minutes ago. |
Well it wasn't really my fault, but still. I was in the cavernous level of the VD with a lv 13 dwarven healer. This guy was a beast, crappy weapon, decent armor but insane amount of potions and scrolls. Anyway, I was just about to go back to VD3 when I saw a black wizard in a corner. Went to attack him, next thing I know I'm surrounded by fodder. No problem, I say, except that on his third summoning lightning vortices arrived. Well you can figure the rest. 160HP... For the Horde! |
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vogonpoet Registered user Last page view: 4956 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Am guessing you mean the PC? Never seen caverns in the VD, where you wouldnt go with a healer anyway... Did you run up and berserk him with everything you had? Damn random summoners have caused me enough indirect deaths that as soon as I am spotted by one I know I have to go for all out attack... |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3599 days, 9 hours and 28 minutes ago. |
Oops, I meant PC. That's the thing, I didn't go berserk on him. I took my time and killed the monsters he summoned, by the time he had summoned the vortices I was surrounded three squares with goblins, rats, etc. I took some satisfaction in the fact that one of the last vortices to hit me killed the wizard, too :) I took hits from three vortices, prayed, but then four of them attacked me simultaneously, there was no way I could take that much damage :( My mistake was that I didn't go up the stairway or at least killed the wizard. For the Horde! |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3599 days, 9 hours and 28 minutes ago. |
Haha, I just had another stupid one. My drakish farmer (Molach...) was lv 20 or 21 and had just cleared the ogre cave. He had 7LB's, gave Khelly his amulet and had tons of herbs. I was sick and spitting acid to get to Starving! status (to eat the ogre corpses) but I accidentally hit m 4 one too many times. Result: starved to death with tenths of cooked corpses, stomas, cooked lizards and rations in my backpack. For the Horde! |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4068 days, 7 hours, 47 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
That's what you get for bulimic Strength training... You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4806 days, 8 hours, 15 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
Managed to get a gray elven wizard through the smc, started with a book of strength of atlas (FTW) got blanket and was going through the ud, got a herb level with morgia moss stomafillia and the poison pair on level 2 of ud that just happened to have a locked door on it, spent several days there farming herbs and left as soon as i was done sickness morgia training, managed to get my mana up to like 31 during that time and the other stats where they were when i died, ran into almost no monsters during that time, i prsume because they were all behind the locked door, got 7lbs and an eternium tower in a lesser vault and cleared a a ton of tension rooms, got lucky and shock resist from a pool and found an invisibility spellbook, got a bunch of good armor and a ring of ice from a random ring shop, went straight to coc, get down to the village and i got about 23 thousand stone of unidentified equipment, used the village alter, (first altar) to detect item status and was equiping non cursed items to id them, found a brutal mithril broadsword of devestation and a crossbow of accuracy, was doing armor and equipped a . . . armor of hate. i was at 71/21 dv/pv wielding 2 shields, untill i killed the priest and my equipment became dust when i became chaotic, (screen shows the backup equip i had) Finally died to the shopkeeper after killing almost all of the village, thought i was gunna get my first win too . . . Heavily snipped Flg Enclosed ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Screenshot ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ###################### .......................... ###########......................#### #..#......#......................#.... ###..#......#..............#####...#.... #....#......#..............# #.../..... ##....#......#..............# #...#.... #.....#......#..............# #...# .. . #.....##/#####..............###+#...##########... #.................................................. #...<.............................................. #................................................... #........###/###.......####........................# ##.......#.....#.......# #.................h.@....# #.......#.....#.......# #........................# ###.....#.._..#.......# #..............$.......h.# #.....#.....#...................................# ###...#######...................................# #...... ............................. ###### ############################ Lostas St:14 Le:23 Wi:28 Dx:33 To:30 Ch: 6 Ap:20 Ma:34 Pe:17 C- DV/PV: 26/10 H: -8(150) P: 134(177) Exp: 13/80609 D: 9 Sp: 105 Invisible ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inventory ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total weight: 22835 stones Carrying capacity: 35400 stones He: uncursed metal cap [+0, +1] [50s] Ne: uncursed amulet of death ray resistance [7s] Bo: uncursed leather armor [+1, +2] [150s] Gi: uncursed leather girdle [+0, +0] [5s] Cl: uncursed leather cloak (-1, +0) [+1, +0] [40s] RH: uncursed brutal mithril broadsword of devastation (+0, 6d7+10) [64s] LH: blessed wooden shield [+3, +1] [80s] RR: uncursed ring of damage [1s] LR: uncursed ring of damage [1s] Br: - Ga: uncursed gloves [+0, +0] [6s] Bo: uncursed boots of sneakiness [+0, +0] {Dx+2} [20s] MW: uncursed short bow (+1, +1) [20s] Mi: bundle of 20 uncursed arrows (+0, 1d6) [40s] Tl: - heap of 329 blessed stomafillia herbs [658s] heap of 172 uncursed stomafillia herbs [344s] heap of 92 cursed stomafillia herbs Maces & flails 6 +4 +2 +1 skilled 444 Pole arms 4 +4 +1 +3 skilled 77 Bows 4 +8 +6 +1 skilled 17 Shields 3 +6 basic 118 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spells ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Acid Bolt : 190, 11pp (Effectivity: +5) Cure Light Wounds: 169, 4pp (Effectivity: +4) Darkness : 1321, 4pp (Effectivity: +2) Frost Bolt : 163, 7pp (Effectivity: +13) Invisibility : 223, 8pp (Effectivity: +3) Know Alignment : 8, 16pp (Effectivity: +0) Light : 923, 3pp (Effectivity: +2) Magic Lock : 586, 7pp (Effectivity: +0) Magic Map : 653, 32pp (Effectivity: +1) Slow Poison : 8, 9pp (Effectivity: +0) Strength of Atlas: 191, 8pp (Effectivity: +3) Web : 330, 10pp (Effectivity: +0) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- His achievements during his adventures: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lostas, the gray elven wizard, was killed by Waldenbrook, the dwarven shopkeeper. He scored 48232 points and advanced to level 13. He survived for 0 years, 23 days, 4 hours, 7 minutes and 13 seconds (45675 turns). Lostas visited 22 places. His strength score was modified by +1 during his career. His willpower score was modified by +16 during his career. His dexterity score was modified by +12 during his career. His toughness score was modified by +21 during his career. His mana score was modified by +11 during his career. His perception score was modified by +1 during his career. He ended his adventuring life on level 9 of the caverns of chaos. 690 monsters perished under his attacks. The following artifact was generated during his adventure: the si He possessed the following intrinsics: He was poison resistant. He was lucky. He was cursed. He was resistant to death rays (gained through an item). He was shock resistant. He had the following talents: Alert, Careful, Miser, Shield Specialist, Treasure Hunter, Very Careful. He had a final speed score of 105 (final base speed: 105). He was not particularly religious. He did not ask for divine help. He was chaotically aligned. |
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DrthDtery Unregistered user |
[Spam post deleted] [Edited 1 time, last edit on 9/29/2007 at 05:30 (GMT -5) by Ekaterin] |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3599 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 1 second ago. |
o_O first spambot I've seen in years on this forum. For the Horde! |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4068 days, 7 hours, 47 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
When they're this ridiculous and rare, I actually find them adorable. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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Xevoc Unregistered user |
One stupid way to die is to have a fluff ball in your inventory and then walk into water in a dark room without knowing how to swim... |
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