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FreakyM Registered user Currently lv8 Dark elf Necro Last page view: 6914 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Well, put simply, I started this thread because a certain friend of mine told I have a great imagination, and well, the idea is, you tell me how your PC(s) died, and I´ll try to write a quick,funny story about it. "Do you want to dive into the water? (Y/n) "Do you want your junk identified?" (Y/n) And then I first realized what a "Glowing Wand" is. |
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Ashandarei Registered user Spearmaster Last page view: 5149 days, 6 hours, 14 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Well, I had this wannabe archamage who was recharging some wands and he accidentally overcharged my wand 'a bit'. It exploded bringing my hp from 700 to -300... The rust monster touches your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster. Nothing happens. You laugh at the monster's pitiful attempt. |
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FreakyM Registered user Currently lv8 Dark elf Necro Last page view: 6914 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Whew, that came fast. Hmm..Wannabe-Archmage, you say? Ok, here we go.. It was a nice, sunny day in the Drakalor Chain. Two less nice mountain Trolls were arguing over a rotten piece of meat, when suddenly a loud scream echoed from the valley below. "Holy Shit!" The world flashed white and a large, mushroom-shaped cloud could be seen rising from the once-peaceful valley. after the dust had cleared, all that cold be found was a charred skeleton, still standing in the middle of the valley, holding in its hand a charred wand. The trolls dropped the rotten meat and scuttled towards the skeleton. "Mmmmm.. Crunchy bones. Grukh like it Crunchy" Waddya say? "Do you want to dive into the water? (Y/n) "Do you want your junk identified?" (Y/n) And then I first realized what a "Glowing Wand" is. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 12/2/2004 at 14:24 (GMT -5) by FreakyM] |
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Ashandarei Registered user Spearmaster Last page view: 5149 days, 6 hours, 14 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
:D Write another. The rust monster touches your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster. Nothing happens. You laugh at the monster's pitiful attempt. |
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Duke Ravage Moderator on this forum Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
I once had a promising lv 19 Human Fighter lock himself in the dwarven mystic's sensory deprivation cell. I didn't want to wait for him to starve to death so I kicked a wall until I broke my leg and died, but you can have him starve. BTW it's nice to see my neglected forum getting a little activity... :) ivan.sourceforge.net |
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Ashandarei Registered user Spearmaster Last page view: 5149 days, 6 hours, 14 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
I had L50 dark elf mindcrafter who visited the library. He got the weird tome. On his way up, he got Bracers of War from a dragon. I was sure there is nothing that could stop me (St 99, I had TotRR, pole-arms L14, soon grand mastery, very good equipment). And on the next level a gorgon was waiting for me behind a corner. I didn't have petrification resistance nor invisibility. Oh I had amulet of petrification resistance but I didn't have time to wear it. I didn't have even time to SEE it, before I was petrified. The rust monster touches your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster. Nothing happens. You laugh at the monster's pitiful attempt. |
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FreakyM Registered user Currently lv8 Dark elf Necro Last page view: 6914 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Redgar was furious. Almost for a whole day he had tried to bring down the walls of his cell,using all the might at his disposal. But after 347 kicks, the first 300 made with his Blessed Boots of Kicking Down Dwarfmade Walls, which broke, There was´nt as much as as scratch on the cold rock. Tired, he gathered his strenght for a final kick. KA-CRUNCHA! He felt a Horrible Pain as the bone of his right leg shattered to pieces. He fell on his back to the floor, and as the world slowly slipped into darkness, The Grim Reaper appeared next to him. "Well, I *have* seen many weird cases, but congratulations, you must be one of the most stupid customers I ever had." SWISH! "Have a nice eternity, Jackass!" "Do you want to dive into the water? (Y/n) "Do you want your junk identified?" (Y/n) And then I first realized what a "Glowing Wand" is. |
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So, waddya say, funny enough? That was a hard one to write about, but I´m pleased with the result. |
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Duke Ravage Moderator on this forum Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
nice ivan.sourceforge.net |
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Quvean Registered user The jack of all trades Last page view: 7015 days, 9 hours, 6 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
I had a lvl 17 trollish ranger, with some very good equipment, skills, weapon masteries and also some spells. I also had saved Khelavaster. So, I had just got the elemental orb of water. Now, it was time to get The Ring of the high kings. My bridge building skill was still kinda low, and I didn't have a hatchet with me ( I had stored it to my " house " in high mountain village ), so I decided to use my wand of cold. I found the tomb, used wand of cold couple of times and stepped to the icy bridge. But I had forgot ONE thing. My eq weighted over 3000 stones+ my chars weight 523 stones. * Noises of shattering ice * ARG. The smurf punches through your armor and hits you. You die... [Edited 1 time, last edit on 12/8/2004 at 09:07 (GMT -5) by Quvean] |
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FreakyM Registered user Currently lv8 Dark elf Necro Last page view: 6914 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Ok, The mindcrafter is a good one, but hard to make, I´m working on it.. But In the meantime, here´s a little (piranha) snack for you guys: Brukh had smashifyed and obliterificated (Those huumans always used so hard wordses) many things, and he had found many shiny things. He had a pretty (bloody,that is) club, and he liked the sound that the skinny humans without skin always made when he crunchified them. Now he had found a pretty blue stick, and he tried to wave it around. To his great amazement, a blast of ice froze a bridge over abody of wate rhe had discovered in this dusty cave.. Brukh was so excited about this new path, that he immediately rushed towards the island he could see in the middle of the pond. Crack. *break* SPLASH! "Ooohh.. Little fishieses..Ooh.. they is tickling me..no..that HURTS! OW! ARRRRGH! GET OFFA ME! AAAIIIEEEERRRRggghhhhh....." "Do you want to dive into the water? (Y/n) "Do you want your junk identified?" (Y/n) And then I first realized what a "Glowing Wand" is. |
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Quvean Registered user The jack of all trades Last page view: 7015 days, 9 hours, 6 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
Your friend was right, you've really got a great imagination! ^^ ( Pretty blue stick. Lolz ) xD Mind if I throw another one? Do this after the mindcrafter story is ready or I eat you! >:(( I also had this lvl 15 dwarven weaponsmith, with some eternium(!)-made items and couple of artifacts ( HAMMERHEAD!!! YAY!!! :D ) I was going to kill Hotzenplotz to get my Alignment to L+. So I was standing at the entrance of his room, casted a wand of acid and noticed that I had used the last charge. Well, no big deal. I still got this wand of MAKIKAL MISSILEZ. The bolt bounces! ZZZTTTT! Ouch! Well, I still had 12 Hp left... I better take him out in melee. You miss Hotzenplotz, the crime lord. Hotzenplotz, the crime lord, hits you. You feel poisoned! You die... ... The smurf punches through your armor and hits you. You die... |
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duke ravage Unregistered user |
I once had a guy, probably a grey elven wizard, who liked to throw death rays around. I'll admit it, he was hacked, so all his stats were 99 and stuff. Once he came accross a vault of big monsters. Due to stealth they hadn't seen him yet, so he lined up a great shot to take out three or four of them, let go with his Death Ray, which sliced through all three... bounced off the wall... came back... and killed me. |
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FreakyM Unregistered user |
Sorry, no hacked character accepted. The loss of such one is not grievous enough, and thus does not make a fun story. |
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Duke Ravage Moderator on this forum Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
K, well, how about my high elven fighter that starved to death after retrieving the Water Orb, trying to come up for more food while having 4 or 5 artifacts equipped? (This was before I knew that artifacts sped up hunger) ivan.sourceforge.net |
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FreakyM (Quick) Unregistered user |
Well, making this quick, Ill be back making more fun stories soon, a bit in a hurry.. |
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Möwe Registered user Last page view: 6819 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
This thread inspired me to also add a short story. I hope you don't mind. Ha, she got him! The foul and undescribable creature in front of her was bleeding from many wounds, countless arrows were sticking out of him. A few whacks with her red shimmering trident would end chaos once and for all! She was fast. She loved her boots that made running so easy. Never would she change them for the crappy gift from her God with that fancy name "boots of the divine messenger". 'Divine Messenger, yeah, right.' With her boots, that were also looking much prettier, she would deliver the message of his unevitable death much faster to the Chaos God. Swish! Ha, he couldn't even hit her due to her lightning-fast reflexes. Whack! "This didn't hurt, vile creature. Your end is upon you! You would have to hit me a hundred times, with me not moving! Ha ha!" "WeLl ThEn, i WIlL!" (This was an overly confindent stupid drakeling monk with no source of paralyzation resistance, who almost became an Avatar of Balance.) |
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demented_yam Registered user yaaarrrrrghhhh! Last page view: 7153 days, 19 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
here, this is just copy/pasted from the 'unspoken causes of death' thread enter a room see about 50 monsters cast acid bolt get surrounded cast acid bolt get down to 10 hp for some reason, i ran down the hallway that i *didn't* know what was at the end find door door is locked kick door [take a guess] *KABOOM* you are dead |
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FreakyM Registered user Currently lv8 Dark elf Necro Last page view: 6914 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Believe it or not. I am back, with lots of spare time. I hereby officially declare this thread resurrected! So, lets continue making fun of your character´s tragic and useless deaths that could have been easily avoided! "Do you want to dive into the water? (Y/n) "Do you want your junk identified?" (Y/n) And then I first realized what a "Glowing Wand" is. |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
I was trying to find an AoLS and then I got the "unholy aura" corruption. Then I walked into the village at the start of the game. My char couldn't or could barely see Muncip. Then he got angry and I killed myself after (I didn't think it was possible for a char of my level) slaughtering everybody in the town. "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
Promising human barbarian (Cobren), found a longsword of devastation and a good shield, was attacked by a harpy> she sang and he fell asleep - *but then* the harpy stood on a trap and all these pit vipers jumped out and attacked and killed *Cobren* while he was fast asleep... that sucked *<< Words go here >>* |
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Torte Registered user Hooray Last page view: 6868 days, 13 hours, 24 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
There was once a ranger, named Haha. He was of course made fun of for that name as a child, but regardless, the gods wanted him named that. When he later killed a Kobold, he was renamed HahaKobold by the gods. This, of course, just for the hell of it. No one would ever have any use of naming themselves after their first kill. Regardless, such was his fate. It was all looking good until he one day encountered a barbarian, who wanted him to do just that. In cheer appreation and the fact that he was berserking, he attempted hugging the barbarian but instead hit him with his sword and hammer. Woops. Of course, the Barbarian did not take lightly on this and quickly made away with HahaKobold, because you see he was low on health after an escape from a steel golem in Darkforge. |
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AnonPoster Unregistered user |
Because I think that this thread is really neat and probably shouldn't die, I'll do one of the easier ones. "Easy," said the Grey Elven wizard to his pet dragon, "It's easy to achieve ultimate power. All you need to do is be born in the powerful 13th month, which grants one super powers. For example, I, the great Jarnicol, and the most brilliant person on the planet, can break rocks by simply waving at them, walk through a wall of arrows and dodge every one, and out-talk every creature in the Drakalor Chain! I'm also pretty good looking, if I say so myself." The ancient red dragon raised one scaley eye in exaggerated impressement. With his incredible perception, Jarnicol knew his pet was faking it. "Oh, so you don't believe me? See those three chaos wizards? Ala-Kazam!" A bolt of black energy shot out of his fingertips and struck the wall adjacent to him. Fazoom! It bounced off and sliced through all three mages. Fazoom! It bounced off another wall. Then, it suddenly occured to Jarnicol that, despite his 99 learning, he had no knowledge of basic geometry whatsoever. Fazoom! It bounced off a third, and was sent flying towards the wizard. Fazoom! Dead wizard. The dragon shrugged and walked away. |
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AnonPoster Unregistered user |
I think that went over pretty well. Until FreakyM comes back, I'd like to take a shot at preserving this thread. So, does anyboy have a YASD they want to share? |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
ouch! Just look above for unfinished YASDs. Here is another one, I dropped all my potions on the steps to the BDC and got the poison hands corruption while down there. I used the corruption to finish my quest (and a lot of dragons) and the returned to the surface to pick up my potions without thick gloves and drink some PoCC... "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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AnonPoster Unregistered user |
Thank you. It is a pleasure to see people enjoy a mauling. :) --- The final Blue Dragon fell. Wesnoth smiled and folded her hands. She made sure not to touch herself, for the power of chaos had warped them into poison dripping monstrosities. She had to eat with thick gloves and thicker nerves, or die from the pain. But it was not all bad. The dragons were no less vulnerable to the danger than she was. At least 50 died from the poisons. She ripped off a piece of the corpse to show her employer and began trecking back. There were several flights of stairs, which weren't the most enjoyable thing to climb when you were tired. Angrily, she kicked one stair and thanked her lucky stars the place didn't come falling down. Which wouldn't have been so bad, since it would have utterly destroyed the ChAoS gate. Just before reaching her stash, the powers of ChAoS kicked in. Before she knew it, pretty flowers sprung from her face. Wesnoth gritted her teeth and finally made it to the stash. There, the ChAoS preventing juices could work their effects. Her hand grasped the potion and brought it to her mouth, when she suddenly realised she had no gloves on. Too late: by that time, the liquid had turned green and worked it's insidious effect. Wesnoth died before hitting the ground. The Elder Karmic Dragon had a moment of silents before nicking her stuff. |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
ty, that's annoyingly accurate to the details of the story :P . PS: its Ancient Karmic Dragon not Elder Karmic Dragon(used to BFW?). "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
ty, that's annoyingly accurate to the details of the story :P . PS: its Ancient Karmic Dragon not Elder Karmic Dragon(used to BFW?). "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
ty, that's annoyingly accurate to the details of the story :P . PS: its Ancient Karmic Dragon not Elder Karmic Dragon(used to BFW?). "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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AnonPoster Unregistered user |
Thanks. Making fun of a persons horrible death is easier than I thought. ;) |
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