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Vexander Registered user The Jolly Necromancer! Last page view: 7204 days, 17 hours, 8 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
Here's a random question for ya, folks: What's the most bizzare or twisted thing you've ever done in the game before, on purpose or otherwise? A couple of mine are: - Giving the tiny girl her cute puppy...after killing it and cooking the corpse first. ~evil cackle~ - Killing and (if they leave corpses)eating all of the farmers in Terinyo. Same for the bandits in Law. - Turning the Barbarian's Glade into a library for all of my spare spellbooks. (After dispatching with the Old Barbarian, of course.) I know there's gotta be some funny ones out there, so let's hear 'em! Hobgoblins taste like chicken! [Edited 2 times, last edit on 2/28/2005 at 01:36 (GMT -5) by Vexander] |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
Can only think of one: giving the tiny girl EIGHT cute dogs to compensate the failure to save the original. If I had some RoDS in current game perhaps I could fill Terinyo with greater molochs... J. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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*cobaltofdoom* Unregistered user |
My cha once starved to death! cept he still walked around afterwards and never had to feed him again.. very cool glitch .. |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
A room full of frost giants in ToEF... that was weird ;). |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 4109 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
Did they take damage from the heat? "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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Naiyor* Unregistered user |
With my Naked Troll Barbarian I once cleared a couple levels of the ID weilding the Cute dog corpse. Gleefully beating goblins and kobolds with the corpse of teh little dog. I then went and beat the little girl to death with the cute puppy corpse then ate it!!...if the little girl left a corpse I probibly would have beat the farmers with her!!!....I know this sounds REALLY demented, but I wanted to see how far I could go after feeding poison candy to the children of teninyo. Can you imagine being bludgeoned to death with a dead kobold? the thought alone makes me want to puke..lol please don't judge me...i'm not that strange |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
They did not... moreover, I tried to zap 'em with firebolt, but they seemed to get a LOT less damage than I expected... Probably ToEF itself lowers damage from fire spells... Well, I finished them off with lightning bolt, or something ;). |
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wakka* Unregistered user |
one funny thing... starving in the wilderness, nothing to eat, no survival skill. "You are ambushed by a red dragon" first thing I thought "FOOD" :D the average adventurer hardly considers a dragon mainly as a source of food =) think about, say, forgottern realms... the dragons there are preeeeetty tough :D |
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Verdagon* Unregistered user |
I had just finished off a huge tension room, and I had 1 or 2 HP left. I turned around, and a rat bit me. I died. My brother still makes fun of me about that one. |
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Sargoth Registered user Bard Last page view: 5166 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
"You hit the Emperor moloch and slay him. The Rat hits you. You die..." http://tankefel.blogspot.com/ So far you have only killed one wild cat. |
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Arch-mage Unregistered user |
You hit the living wall (easily cutting through its armor with the phase dagger (+2, 1d4+2)) and severely wound it. The living wall bleeds from its wounds. |
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BLauritson Registered user Death Lord Last page view: 7134 days, 9 hours, 54 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
This is a quote that seriously messed up my sense of logic: "Your gargoyle corpse starts to rot!" I thought gargoyles were geological, not biological! |
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Sargoth Registered user Bard Last page view: 5166 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
"You fall down the stairs! You feel excited! You die..." http://tankefel.blogspot.com/ So far you have only killed one wild cat. |
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Zephyr Registered user Solar Last page view: 5109 days, 19 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds ago. |
Well, I am extremely annoyed that my hurthling barbarian just got PRECROWNED with THE STAFF OF THE ARCHMAGI!!!! ARRRRGGGGHH!!! HOW BLOODY USELESS! Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 3/8/2005 at 20:58 (GMT -5) by Zephyr] |
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Cujopuppy Registered user Last page view: 5991 days, 23 hours, 57 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
Well I just got one of these. My level 24 priest is in the process of running the Assassins guild and just got to the entry. Walked down the hall and found the secret door and there was a master assassin waiting just inside and got this. "You hit the master assassin and severely wound him. The master assassin decides to fight to the death in a blind rage! The master assassin attacks the master assassin. The master assassin is killed!." Hey I know this character is doing well, but suicide seems a bit extreme :)! P.S. Last one died right after wishing for seven league boots (Yep got multiple pairs but that dont help with a stream of acid :( ). |
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Jan Erik Administrator Last page view: 9 days, 4 hours, 22 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
Watching water elementals getting killed by "friendly fire" from other (greater) water elementals is pretty bizare. Maybe we should RFE implementing "water resistance" for water elementals :P Jan Erik Mydland HoF admin |
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Zephyr Registered user Solar Last page view: 5109 days, 19 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds ago. |
Yeah, how would WATER affect a WATER ELEMENTAL, seeing as they are MADE of water... I also just had fun creating a wiz, running into Holeinthewall and blowing myself up via alchemy in Hotzenplonz's Haus. What a martyr... *sniff* Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Zephyr Registered user Solar Last page view: 5109 days, 19 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds ago. |
Funny new thing just happened, enemy Barbarian equipped two sheilds I had set down, then came and attacked me. Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
Well, I have seen ancient dragons equipping shields and helmets and IIRC one even wore a moloch armor... J. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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Bil Kirnsin Registered user Gnomish gnome Last page view: 7187 days, 22 hours, 12 minutes and 31 seconds ago. |
I was once disarmed and my golden gladius flew east into a shop and the shopkeep restocked it. hehehe "Free love on the free love freeway" One of the better songs of are time. |
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Battle bunny Unregistered user |
Ratling duelist in terinyo once disarmed my Moon Sickle, it flew to the tiny girl, who picked it up. Slain r.duelist, I attacked tiny girl, who used the M. sickle to kill me! *laugh* of course it wasn't successful try. |
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Phibby&D Unregistered user |
Why would a ratling duelist appear in Terinyo? *curious* |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
I'd guess it was either summoned or wished for, since: 1. AFAIK ratlings do not appear in wilderness 2. One can't leave a dungeon with a hostile monster in adjacent position The image of a tiny girl slaughtering an adventurer using the Moon Sickle is interesting, though... J. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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Dalrok Unregistered user |
There are sometimes ratling duelists in HMV and they're not always hostile. Ratling duelists are sometimes very funny... |
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Milla Talyyn Registered user The Immortal Scribe Last page view: 6542 days, 1 hour, 53 minutes and 11 seconds ago. |
"The image of a tiny girl slaughtering an adventurer using the Moon Sickle is interesting, though..." Heh I just got an image of an insane Sailor Moon... Anyway one time when I was beneath the Dwarven City I came across a room full of baby white dragons-that was odd. There was also the time a female dopplehanger fought herself to the death. I went kinda like this: -You focus your magical energies on the spell. -Female Doppleganger is hit by the icy bolt! The Female Doppleganger screams with fury! -You become more effienct in using the frost bolt spell (Now 16+) -The Female Doppleganer decides to fight to the death in a blind rage! The female doppleganger attacks the female doppleganger. The female Doppleganger suddenly looks like the female Doppleganger! The female Doppleganger seems to be confused. The female Doppleganger is killed! (I took a screenshot of the message buffer of this amusing event.) Milla Talyyn, the immortal that writes things down. |
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XaXeXiXoXu Registered user Ancient Weight Dragon Last page view: 7186 days, 11 hours, 34 minutes and 39 seconds ago. |
"Heg'An-Shabbutt, the great blue wyrm, equips the uncursed gauntlets of peace (-15, -15) [+3, +4]. You hit Heg'An-Shabbutt with full force and slay him." True story. I killed him with Wyrmlance. Moron. XaXeXiXoXu, the ancient weight dragon, breathes weight at you! You are suddenly overburdened! |
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XaXeXiXoXu Registered user Ancient Weight Dragon Last page view: 7186 days, 11 hours, 34 minutes and 39 seconds ago. |
It seems like they actually glowed in a black light too, but I forgot to put that in. XaXeXiXoXu, the ancient weight dragon, breathes weight at you! You are suddenly overburdened! |
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Some guy Registered user I'm baaaack. Last page view: 5814 days, 4 hours, 39 minutes and 1 second ago. |
I've had monsters equip gauntlets of peace before. It's very convenient, since they glow in a black light on monsters, which means that I knew the cursed gauntlets I picked from his corpse weren't safe. The following is a real Adom message: The homunculus hits you. You suddenly fall asleep! Do you want to continue to read the spellbook of Calm Monster? [y/N] |
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einherjar Registered user Last page view: 7044 days, 1 hour, 58 minutes and 56 seconds ago. |
Heh. I thought of something brilliant. Get gauntlets of peace and lay them on the ground, then get a particularly diffcult monster to walk onto the space where you left the gauntlets. May thy wisdom be omnipresent. |
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Ashandarei Registered user Spearmaster Last page view: 5149 days, 11 hours, 47 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
"Andor Drakon wears gauntlets of eternal peace. The gauntlets glow in a black light. Andor Drakon looks stunned and confused. Andor Drakon begins sing. Suddenly flowers appear on his temples. You see Andor Drakon weeping. It seems that you have won your holy quest!" The rust monster touches your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster. Nothing happens. You laugh at the monster's pitiful attempt. |
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