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Thor Registered user Last page view: 6916 days, 4 hours, 8 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
106) Leave Drakalor Chain with it. |
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ej Unregistered user |
107)Talk to the ancient dwarf about it. |
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Echo Registered user Last page view: 3788 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes and 20 seconds ago. |
108) Make some cute puppy powder by wielding the puppy and kicking an altar |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 20 hours and 5 seconds ago. |
don't forget to put numbers before your uses like this: 109) Use it to cushon your fall down the rift. 110) write a map on it to get to the bottom of the Minotar maze. 111) light it on fire and use it to scare away gremlins. Can't think of anything in darkforge to do with it. 112) Wrap it around your head to fight a dorn beast. 113) Dissolve it into a potion and alchemize a cute explosion. 114) Use it to wack down statues in the Bug Cave. 115) Make the tiny girl think its alive through making it seem to bark by dipping it in oil then lighting it "whoof!" (see Chaos Muffin's post after #85). "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom [Edited 1 time, last edit on 12/2/2005 at 14:22 (GMT -5) by F50] |
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Molach Registered user Lord of DurisMud Last page view: 5352 days, 10 hours and 29 minutes ago. |
116) Step on it a few times to flatten it. Use carrot juice to write the word "welcome" on it. Give it to the old barbarian to use as a doormat. 117) Use it instead of a blessed roll of toilet paper. (Reminds me of a joke - about cursed toilet paper. "This paper is like Clint Eastwood. It's rough, it's tough and it takes no shit from anyone." 118) Stick it on the end of a wooden stick, then use it as a fluffy duster. |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 59 seconds ago. |
115) b> Use ventriloquism to make the girl think its alive Yuck, ive been on a farm for the last week, and by god i was bored, no computer, no adom, only a lot of crappy tv... :( *<< Words go here >>* |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
116) 'U'se as many !oP, cursed !oS and cursed !oRC onto the poor 'items' as possible (preferably until the char won) before giving it back to the girl, hoping she would make a proper burial ceremony to it (as all girl would ;). Not so long afterward, The whole fertile soil around Terinyo would turn barren, even hostile and toxicated. Unknown diseases shall strikes on the hapless people, slowly kill them in pain and horror. The char then can try wishing for a raider lord, and together they pick on the desperate people sent out from Terinyo for help... I'm sane damn it ;) My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 59 seconds ago. |
wow, very inventive :) *<< Words go here >>* |
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ej Unregistered user |
slaugther everyone in Terinyo then turn them all into zombies. then bring the cutedog zombie and the tiny girl won't notice any difference. |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
118) Sell it to the black market then "escort" the tiny girl there - "Oh, <Your char's name here>! Please help me, those outlaw are bullying me!" >:) My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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Molach Registered user Lord of DurisMud Last page view: 5352 days, 10 hours, 29 minutes and 1 second ago. |
119) Put a cork in all open ends but one, blow it up like a balloon and then cork it shut. Use it as a live-saving buoy to float across dungeon rivers. 120) Dig a hole in Terinyo with a pickaxe. Cover it up with the puppy corpse. Call the girl over. Cackle hysterically like a madman as she runs to fetch her puppy, then falls and breaks her neck/leg in the hole. |
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Blacklion Registered user Jellies... BAH! Last page view: 5216 days, 11 hours, 10 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
121) Rule the world and use the puppy skin as the banner of your army |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes ago. |
122) flatten it with a giant boulder, put a stamp on it and send it to Mr Biskup, winning the award for Most Creative/Disturbing postcard and get your name in the credits :) 123) fill it full of explosive fire gems and through it into the Chaos Gate *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 1/15/2006 at 02:10 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Some guy Registered user I'm baaaack. Last page view: 5814 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes and 25 seconds ago. |
This is a great topic, I have to add something. And this could actually work in the game, as far as I know. 124) Reach the puppy alive, get it poisoned and killed by a spider (or poison and kill it yourself). poisoned cute dog corpse Find its B/U/C status. Curse it if it isn't already. cursed poisoned cute dog corpse Cook it. cursed cooked poisoned cute dog corpse Dip it in a potion of poison. cursed cooked poisoned cute dog corpse (p) Dip it in a blessed potion of rust removal. cursed cooked waterproof poisoned cute dog corpse (p) Read a cursed scroll of repair on it. cursed cooked broken waterproof poisoned cute dog corpse (p) And voila! The tiny girl must want to know what became of her dog, so remember to return the rotted, charred, mangled, oily and toxic body to her. She'll thank you later. The following is a real Adom message: The homunculus hits you. You suddenly fall asleep! Do you want to continue to read the spellbook of Calm Monster? [y/N] |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes ago. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaHAHahAHhAHhahAHAHHAHhaHAha Brilliant! *<< Words go here >>* |
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