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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 at 11:44 (GMT -5)

Rhymes That Didn't Make It

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electric shock

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels and a sports car

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

JACK AND JILL went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water,
Silly Jill, forgot the pill,
And now they have a daughter.



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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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1658 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes and 54 seconds ago.
Posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 at 13:33 (GMT -5)

LOL

Those were great.
Caladriel
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ReGiStErEd UsEr


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Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 17:26 (GMT -5)

How many people remember Andrew Dice Clay?
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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1658 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes and 54 seconds ago.
Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 20:55 (GMT -5)

Never heard him.

Is he worth looking for?
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Damon
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Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 04:22 (GMT -5)

Probably not, you'd already know him if he held up to much :)

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Guinea
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tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl


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Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 08:39 (GMT -5)

Cool rhymes. You wrote them yourself?

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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 12:10 (GMT -5)

They are old gradeschool rhymes. Nostalgia.
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Chaco The Taco Man
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Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 18:38 (GMT -5)

Yep gradeschool.
There once was an old lady who swallowed shit
I don't know, why she swallowed shit that's a stupid one crazy eyes used to rehearse.
X
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Posted on Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 21:05 (GMT -5)

Huh hear this one if you have heard the song "Girl Talk" by TLC then that one lyric "a bleep with a glove on" here's the one kids at school made to it "a potato getting his thing on." That Jack & jill as I remember it was
Jack and Jill went up a hill
to have a little fun
silly Jill forgot her pill
Now they have a son


"Thank you for the lastest release of gradwrecker 1.0, my G.P.A. just went in the corner and shot itself!"

[Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/30/2002 at 21:06 (GMT -5) by X]
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Prickle Pear
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Posted on Friday, December 27, 2002 at 12:54 (GMT -5)

Damn Hyhena! laugh at everything well maybe that was funny!
The new and improved MTV...my ass! Where's Bevis & Butthead?

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