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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
There were 3 men. They decided to go in the jungle, but not all in the same day, but one per day. So the 1st man departured. He walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the bronze gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the silver gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the golden gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the sin. The sign said: "The kings castel is just lil' walking forward. Tonight there will be a party in the castle". So the man walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and he came to the castle. The party was successful, and he charmed the king's daughter. After the party the king took him to the guest room, and said: "This candle has now burned for 1000 and one nights". It was the dawn of the 2nd day. So the 2nd man departured. He walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the bronze gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the silver gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the golden gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the sin. The sign said: "The kings castel is just lil' walking forward. Tonight there will be a party in the castle". So the man walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and he came to the castle. The party was successful, and he charmed the king's daughter. After the party the king took him to the guest room, and said: "This candle has now burned for 1000 and two nights". It was the dawn of the 3rd day. So the 3rd man departured. He walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the bronze gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the silver gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the golden gate. There was a key in the lock, and in the key there was a paper, where said "Throw this paper on the other side of the gate, and the gate will open". Man threw, and the gate opened. After that he walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and came to the sin. The sign said: "The kings castel is just lil' walking forward. Tonight there will be a party in the castle". So the man walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and walked and crawled and he came to the castle. The party was successful, and he charmed the king's daughter. After the party the king took him to the guest room, and said: "This candle has now burned for 1000 and three nights". The man blowed the candle, and said: "Well, it doesn't burn anymore". HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Ain't I funny?? "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
the original version, which is TALKED, has 5 gates (iron, bronze, silver, golden and diamond), adn every gap between gates takes 5 min to talk. "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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 Drendil Registered user Last page view: 7837 days, 16 hours, 22 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
ZZzzzz... ZZZzzzz... Drendil |
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Sengoku Registered user Last page view: 7933 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
Stas you've earned my respect, I can see how that could seriously piss someone off big time! I have to try that on someone I don't mind losing as a friend lol. |
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Ade Unregistered user |
Hahahahahahaa!!! I haven't visited the forum in ages, but I can see it has still remained the same :) :) Hilarious. |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
so you're lurking here still, Ade... I can even remember you... :) "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Prickle Pear Unregistered user |
Great site, must have took a while to write that joke. |
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Beth teh Moloch Unregistered user |
WASTE OF TIME! |