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Wojtas Registered user Last page view: 7245 days, 5 hours, 7 minutes and 13 seconds ago. |
So really old one... german, pole, and american are in train... and they have bet who of them is better thief... first tunnel, everything is dark, american turn, then german voice: "F**K where is my watch??... second tunnel, everything is dark, german turn, then american voice D**MN where is my wallet?!?!.. third tunnel, everything is dark,pole turn, then conductor voice "Sorry but we cant go further, someone has stole train-engine" |
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C<U> Unregistered user |
Heh. (back on J's) Poor starving Americans. ;) |
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 @ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
^^ <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3602 days, 23 hours, 4 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
this joke can be understood best in romanian: once upon a time there was an american, a japanese and a swedish guy in sauna. suddenly a sound comes from the japanese, puts his finger to his left ear and says: sorry. My telephone. After some minutes a second sound comes from the american. He puts his ring to his mouth and says to the other guys: sorry. It's my new telephone. The swedish guy seeing that everybody had high-tech equipment decided to also show something. After some minutes the swedish farts and says: Sorry. That was my fax. For the Horde! |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 57 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
as I said before, atleast we Finns have lots of jokes about you Swedes "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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NMBLNG Unregistered user |
Two hunters are out in the forest, hunting for deer. Unfortunatly, one of the hunters is injured by one of the guns accedentaly firing. The hunter is severly wounded and unconcious, but the second hunter remembers his cell phone and calls 911 Hunter: Hey! Me and my buddy are out here in the forest and he's been hurt really bad! 911 Guy: All right, don't panic. Tell me, is he dead? Hunter: (looks at the other hunter) Um...I'm not sure! 911 Guy:Well, go make sure! *BLAM!* Hunter:Ok, now what?! |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7188 days, 3 hours, 54 minutes and 34 seconds ago. |
hey, i always thought, that vodka and bears were prerogatives of Russian jokes :D It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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illumi Registered user The 1st child Last page view: 7100 days, 8 hours, 57 minutes and 25 seconds ago. |
===================================== How to Ask for salary increase ===================================== One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh Curious on what was the response?!?! The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager [Edited 1 time, last edit on 6/16/2004 at 18:06 (GMT -5) by illumi] |
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 KoRn DogG Registered user I wanna kill Andy sooo bad... Last page view: 6393 days, 4 hours, 58 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
LOL! "I concur that we are both atheists. I just believe in one less god than you do. When you come to realize why you dismiss all the other possible gods out there, you will know why I dismiss yours. |
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 Derek B Rackham Esq. Registered user Swordsman of Forcena Last page view: 6965 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Stop me if you've heard this one.... A rabbit was born and bred in an animal testing lab, and he would often wonder what the outside world was like. After many failed escape attempts, the rabbit broke free one day and took of through a thicket of thorns and into a large feild beyond. The rabbit is shocked to find many wild rabbits living freely so close to the lab, and is immediatly drawn to them. The rabbit approaches one of these wild bunnies and proceeds to ask what it is they do around here. The bunny tells him that there is an exceptionally sweet patch of grass in a far corner of the field that the rabbits love to eat, and that he should try it. The rabbit does so and is happy to spend half the morning taking his fill of the sweet grass. He returns to the bunny and asks what else they like to do. The bunny points to a fence and tells him that there is a farm full of carrots and lettuce through it the rabbits steal from, and that he should try it. The rabbit does so and is happy to spend the rest of the morning helping himself to juicy carrots and tasty lettuce. He returns to the bunny and tells him this is great, could it possibly get any better. The bunny moves next to the rabbit, points to a group of rabbits and tells him in a hushed voice that they are female rabbits that the male rabbits shag regularly, and that he should try it. Unable to believe his luck, the rabbit hurries over to the group of females and spends the whole afternoon pumping away for all he was worth. He then returns to the bunny who asks him what he thinks of a free life. The rabbit replies that everything is unbelievable, the grass, the vegetables, the girls. The bunny asks if he will stay. The rabbit says he can't - "I will just *die* if I don't get back to the lab for a cigarette" Tell me how to get stronger.... |
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KoRn DogG Registered user I wanna kill Andy sooo bad... Last page view: 6393 days, 4 hours, 58 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
ROFL "I concur that we are both atheists. I just believe in one less god than you do. When you come to realize why you dismiss all the other possible gods out there, you will know why I dismiss yours. |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3759 days, 5 hours, 25 minutes and 46 seconds ago. |
Sorry; I deleted the dirty jokes... I mean, I know you can find much worse on the Internet, but a bunch of kids come here. *ducks drakish scurgari* Die Gedanken sind Frei |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 57 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
to understand this joke you might have to know a bit of the swedish language but I'll tell it anyway because I think it's a quite good joke. so to the joke: Things that are paranormal everywhere else are in Sweden "bara normalt" "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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J. Registered user You'll never get rid of me Last page view: 5667 days, 15 hours, 35 minutes and 56 seconds ago. |
BOOOOO! That joke sucks. It's not nearly insulting enough. :P If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away. Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad." |
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 eppztr Registered user droog Last page view: 7044 days, 46 minutes and 41 seconds ago. |
haha, that wasn't even good ;) we swedes have lots of jokes about norwegians and finns too :P but they are much better in swedish than english, so i won't even bother. the greater moloch equips the hulking armor |
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