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Alex Registered user Master Necromancer Last page view: 6511 days and 9 hours ago. |
"The dwarven child picks up the heavy crossbow." couldn't stop laughing . . . What do you wish for? wands of cat repellent_ |
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 Armada Registered user Last page view: 1229 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes and 39 seconds ago. |
Try offering a kid a weapon, thats a funny message |
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Tanthalas Pathfinder Registered user aka Tanthie Last page view: 7057 days, 12 hours, 23 minutes and 11 seconds ago. |
Funny messages reminds me of something... "A small cave entry into the depths of the mountains. There is a stair leading upwards here. Do you want to open the door? [Y/n] The door is locked. You don't have any appropriate key to unlock the door. Kick something. Which direction [896321475, Z = ABORT]? You kick the door with mighty kick! You hear a distant "*Kaboom!*" Congratulations! You advance to level 2." There prolly was a trap somewhere in the dungeon. :P 1 goblin rockthrower and 5 kobolds were killed. Another funny message thingie generated when I was fighting with a cave lion in the arena: "The wand buzzes for a short moment. The cave lion moves into the teleportation trap. The cave lion suddenly disappears! The audience boos and throws vegetables. Suddenly you are teleported back to the entrance of the arena. "Good fight! You have earned something like 340 gold pieces. Here we go!"" :D "When watching anime, never worry about the consequences." |
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Some guy Unregistered user |
I like the message in the high scores "he was killed by a large bat in a small cave". I dunno why, but I think it's funny. I actually get killed by bats in that cave quite alot... |
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Dalrok Unregistered user |
Try luring the greater daemon around dwarftown and watch the brave dwarven children attack it. :) |
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Dalrok Unregistered user |
L23 drakish mindcrafter (F). 1471896 xps. 103396 turns. Died on 3/24/2004. She was killed by a female doppleganger king in a damp cave on level 5. Just what are female doppleganger kings? :) |
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illumi Unregistered user |
Anime cosplay specialists ^^ |
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Majin Registered user Pierced Last page view: 7315 days, 5 hours, 56 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
Tetsuo, the human mindcrafter broke his neck in a self made pit. I was zapping a wand of digging to escape 2 kitty-kats and accidentally pressed 5 instead of 8. What do you Wish for?_ |
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BlackDragonIncarnate Registered user NotAllThere Last page view: 7282 days, 11 hours, 32 minutes and 7 seconds ago. |
I always liked the one with my first wizard. I was kicking walls, not watching hp or messages, and it says "you kick the wall and break your foot, you die, would you like to read your last messages" always fun remembering that. People stabbed in the face don't talk much
Mostly they just gurgle
And bleed
-Black Mage
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Bigosu Unregistered user |
you pick up a dwarf corpse (unpaid, 47gp). Waldenbrook, the dwarven shopkeeper, mumbles: "Nice, eh?" |