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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
101 uses for a dead puppy: 1) never corrodes, so is handy for whacking oozes to death 2) Fun to throw at people 3) dip in poison, then hit people with it 4) ummm, help me... *<< Words go here >>* |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 6038 days, 1 hour, 1 minute and 31 seconds ago. |
5) eat it, get doomed, send svg file in email, fun to watch ppl get fricked to death by uber-jackal. 6) add to your corpse collection 7) poison it, then put a piece of it into your brother/sister/hated person's food. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3966 days, 13 hours, 28 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
#7--huh? I thought this was supposed to be a list of things for within ADOM? Therefore, I propose: 7.) Poison it and give it to a random beggar. Watch in glee. 8.) Use it to whack the Tiny Girl to death. 9.) Cook it and eat it in front of the Tiny Girl. 10.) Sell it at Munxip's. 11.) Re-animate it as a zombie and sic it on the Tiny Girl. 12.) Cook it and sacrifice it to your chaotic Halfling god. 13.) Wish for another Cute Puppy. Tame it. Wait until it gives you the "Ugh, me's so hungry!" message. Feed the puppy corpse to the live puppy. Laugh as the game gives you a *Lawful* boost! [You actually can't do #11, since it's not humanoid. But you should be able to.] [#13 could be impossible too--I don't think nonhumanoid monsters say they're hungry. But it's still funny to think about. And, anyway, it works with stuff like giving a bandit corpse to a bandit.] Die Gedanken sind Frei [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/30/2005 at 10:27 (GMT -5) by Iridia] |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 6038 days, 1 hour, 1 minute and 31 seconds ago. |
Hey, an adventurer can have a sister! 14. Sacrifice it to your god. More than nothing. 15. Reanimate as a zombie and experiment using it as a normal dog. 16. It is good for replacing it with the tiny girl's new and ALIVE dog, isn't it??? (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
17) put on a magic show and dip it in a PoExchange *abracadabra! puppy is now a dead harpy!* 18) use it as a tiny dead shield *<< Words go here >>* |
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Jan Erik Administrator Last page view: 9 days, 2 hours, 59 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
Slightly off topic, but have anyone tried petrifying the cute dog and give the statue to the girl? >:) Jan Erik Mydland HoF admin |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4279 days, 5 hours, 26 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
20) Declare it as a mighty artifact and build a religion worshipping it, while selling the corpse to the followers in small pieces, sucking the little money they have from out their pockets. Of course, the tiny girl also has to pay. Twice. 21) Feed it to a beggar. 22) Don't ask. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
23) wish for hundreds of puppy corpses, then build a very disturbing puppy castle 24) Make a very cute helmet 25) make a lovely stew 26) make 4 lucky puppy feet talismans, one lucky puppy tail talisman and a couple of very cute puppy earrings 27) wish for another tiny girl, then watch the puppy get so uber-happy that it explodes with tiny puppy joy 28) soft soft footrest 29) squeeze it just right so that it squeaks, then tame other animals with it :) *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/31/2005 at 05:22 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Echo Registered user Last page view: 3788 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes and 35 seconds ago. |
30)Play football with it around the tiny girl and laugh evilly 31)Dip it in a blood-red potion and pretend its a hell hound corpse 32)When the tiny girl says 'Ugh, me's so hungry' feed it to the girl 33)Sell it at Waldenbrook's 34)Through it on D:49 35)Dip it in berzio potion to make it more nutritious then eat it .... |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes and 41 seconds ago. |
36) Wait until it dies naturally - don't kill it!, than take it with you to D:50. Bash Fisty to death with it, screaming loudly: "This innocent creatures' blood is on your hands, bastard!" and laughing histerically. 37) Give it to malicious doctor hoping it (dead puppy) to become a part of next Flesh Golem he animates. 38) Make it a proper Indian burial - collect some logs, possibly dip them in oil for better effect, put them into a pile, corpse on top, and ignit it with a fire bolt... It's karma has lightened due to proper burial and innocent death - so, in next life it's gonna reborn in something better.. A Blink Dog! :D I just thought of a new feat for Jade - How about monsters ocasionaly eating food for health replenishment? Ghuls might consume fresh corpses, some another magical beast who is able to quickly convert food into HP.. Jellys, for example - they might also benefit from melting items on the ground. Other monsters might just eat food in order to leave player without one - for example - you are exploring dungeon, and are wearing necklace of the eye, yet no missiles (just harmful spells able to destroy things). You are hungry.. Suddenly you see a ration 8-9 tiles away.. The next turn goblin pops out, and while you run towards him - quickly devours that ration... Damn goblin! That'd spice up player's life. Ubi patria ibi bene! |
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Kirbot Registered user BattleHax0r of Devastation Last page view: 6095 days, 12 hours, 55 minutes and 51 seconds ago. |
Well, duh. Then you just eat the Goblin. Molach: "I like to have 200+ hp and over 5 good healin potions when I do [the fire] temple. AND some way of killing the Wyrm" Morio: "Some way of killing the worm is recommended, yes :D" |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
39) wait untill it bloats, then use it as a balloon to get over mountains *<< Words go here >>* |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 28 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
40) Crossbreed it with a blink dog, hoping for a permanently tamed cute blink dog. 41) Cook it then give it to the tiny girl. "Art thou hungy?" 42) Dip it into the potion of raw chaos. 43) Chaos taint the puppy by corruption traps, then lure it to the girl. My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
OT: I actually wished for EIGHT cute dogs for the tiny girl in my Archmage game. Don't think her mum would much like having 8 more mouths to feed... 44. Wish for another cute dog, get it killed and dual-wield cute dog corpses. 45. Wish for several cute dogs, get them all killed and use them as missiles. And one thing to do with LIVE cute dogs: 1. Entirely fill Terinyo with wished-for cute dogs...Then create an alarm trap somewhere in there. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 4109 days, 2 hours, 59 minutes and 52 seconds ago. |
I like 44 and 45. btw, The Real J., I like your signature, did you come up with it yourself (personal experience...I hope not ^^) or is it a quote or something? :D "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
Morio: the idea for the pun actually came from one Puutaheinää-strip in the Hymy magazine, but the quote itself is my handiwork. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
Eikö keneenkään voi enää luottaa ? Kaverini neuvosta koristelin puutarhani kalloilla ja nyt lapset parkuvat ja naapurit uhkailevat poliisilla... does it translate well to english? or is it lost 1n translation? 46) get two puppys, tie them together with a length of twine and use as bolas *<< Words go here >>* |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
Chaos muffin: it doesn't translate very vell (as puns rarely do) but I'll try to explain it. In english it would be something like: Can no-one be trusted ? My friend advised me to plant skulls in my garden and now children are crying and neighbours threatening to call the police. The joke revolves around that "kalloja" (finnish for skulls). The idea is that in finnish "kalloja" is also the plural form for a kind of flower (Calla something) which is what the friend actually meant. Edit: Ok, it was actually "kalloilla" but the joke still holds though the conversation would probably go something like: Speaker: Mitä ihmettä minä istuttaisin puutarhaani ? (What should I plant in my garden ?) Friend: Kokeile kalloja. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/2/2005 at 00:17 (GMT -5) by The Real J.] |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
real j> Ah, i like it 47) use it as a distraction to get away from Dragons 48) put explosives on it and throw under molochs (much like the dogs in one of the world wars, trained to run under tanks and explode) *<< Words go here >>* |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
More ways to use a LIVE cute dog: 2. First, fill Terinyo with alarm traps and water traps. Then, cross breed the cute dog with a gremlin and take the result to Terinyo. Enjoy the chaos... 3. Use it as a secret weapon against doppelganger kings. Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/2/2005 at 02:18 (GMT -5) by The Real J.] |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
49) petrify it, then kick it to bits, hoping for *magic* bones 50) give it rabies, then put return it to the tiny girl 51) freaky voodoo doll 52) give it the scroll of omnipotence, then worship it as a new god 53) use it as a sled, to liven up those winter nights 54) set it on fire, and use as a torch 55) squeeze it into a botlle and put it on your shelf 56) use your psychic powers to talk to it in the hereafter, charge the girl alot of money, become famous and have your own tv show 57) distill it into a magic potion of cutness 58) fill it full of spiders, then return to the tiny girl 59) use it as a money pouch 60) once you have the tiny corruptions, skin it, pretend to be the cute dog and sneak past trouble 61) 1 dead puppy, plus ventriloquism, equalls Mad cap Max and his Talking Puppy! channel 39, 8:30 62) build a giant catapoult, then fling the puppy into space as a new starsign *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/2/2005 at 05:18 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes and 42 seconds ago. |
63) - after #10 - take tiny girl to the shop, and when she starts weeping - point at Munxip (Mun Xip) and say: "I know he killed it! He's Korean, they eat dogs! He wanted to cook it for supper, and put into frige for safekeeping!". After that - watch a nice scene of tiny girl rushing towards Munxip, and a nice final of it - dismembering of Tiny Girl by score of thugs and Munxip... Ubi patria ibi bene! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/24/2005 at 13:43 (GMT -5) by Nchurmdaz] |
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*CM* Unregistered user |
64> give the tiny puppy lycanthropy, then return to terinyo on the full moon.... |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 28 minutes and 59 seconds ago. |
64) - Show it to the girl, then handle her in self defence, pick up her edible remainings then stuff it inside the doggie. Then eat them or sac them. My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
65) Freeze/petrify, then use as a pick axe 66) Freeze/petrify and use as a cute equivilent of the 'Thunderstrike' 67) Use as a heavy object to weigh down the spacebar while gambling 68) use it to distract the Chaos Piranhas 69) Use as a secondary quiver 70) make a Davy Crokett hat, King of the Draklor Chain dadaa! 71) Bring it back as you undead cute puppy slave, when it bites, it poisons, paralyzes and gives sickness 72) use it to plug up antholes and beehives 73) use it to grow more herbs 74) give to andor drakon, he only went bad cause he had nothing to love :) *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/20/2005 at 19:52 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4279 days, 5 hours, 26 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
75) Plug your ears with it if you run out of beeswax. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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melonhead Registered user The tasty Last page view: 6876 days, 23 hours, 46 minutes and 48 seconds ago. |
76) wear it for holoween as a costume To all things an end must come..yours will be swift im sure.... |
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Molach Registered user Lord of DurisMud Last page view: 5352 days, 10 hours, 38 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
77) show it to the girlfriend next time she complains about how scary and bloody this game is ("look at that cute, poor puppy" "what the ¤%#¤ are you on, that's just a '%' you moron" "...") |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes and 42 seconds ago. |
77) Use it's pelt to start writing Scroll of Torah 78) After a random NPC generates a message "It's not kosher!" quickly drop it, zap with a wand of fire and go wash yourself in the nearest lake reading purification prayers. Ubi patria ibi bene! |
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Knud Registered user non-ghost librarian Last page view: 5895 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
79) a) Play a drakeling. b) Eat the puppy corpse in front of the tiny girl. c) Kill the tiny girl with your acidic breath. It could be done with the "You exhale sulphur"-corruption as well. You know you've played too much ADOM when you try to throw coins at people wearing similar clothes as yourself. |
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