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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 18:15 (GMT -5)

I like words. Here are some that I've assembled

NOTE: this is a fictional account that doesn't resemble anyone.

The Angry Blind Man

This is the story of the angry blind man
With his foot in his mouth and his d*** in his hand

He's always yelling and screaming and shooting his load
But he can't see well enough to get on the road

And that's why we call him the angry blind man

He got so pissed off one night he made a radio show
Where perverts call in and tell him he blows
He rants and cussess and calls them dicks
while all he's doing is playing with his p****
His brother decided to join in the fun
Now the FCC's after them. They gotta run

And it's all because of the angry blind man

They went south of the border down to Mexico
Where they set up shop to call people ho's
The Mexicans loved they thought it was good
But the angry blind man wouldn't stop talkin' bout wood
And the denizans got pissed and they threw a fit
And the angry blind man was turned to shit

Now you know the demise of the angry blind man
Chaco the Taco man
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Posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 18:12 (GMT -5)

A poem.... No offense to anyone if this is real.
Yo' daddy works at the porno shop, because yo' mama's not around,
when you where a little kid, she whent underground
so yos sit around the house doing the crack for free,
driving friends and people crazy with your life's insanities!

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Posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 18:29 (GMT -5)

There once was a fat old man, he pees in a can and eats purely ham,
Once he eats spam,
his life will go KAZZZZZZAM!
C
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Posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 18:31 (GMT -5)

There once was a man named mark
who really liked to fart,
he went down a slide,
very loudly he cried,
an'thenheletoutabigfart!"
Chaco the Taco Man
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Posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 18:33 (GMT -5)

There once was a guy named Barney Ruble,
he caused ol' Freddy, nothin' but trouble,
he stole Fred's wife,
caused him nothing but strife,
and then he sold his money to the devil.
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 02:08 (GMT -5)

NO LYMERICS! NO RAP!

ORIGINAL POEMS ONLY! SPELLING AND GRAMMER MUST BE SEMI-ACCURATE!
Goerge Hamill
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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 04:18 (GMT -5)

How come every peom that's written here is trashy shit? Can't you people think creatively and make poems of deep things?
Greatr White Unicorn
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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 06:46 (GMT -5)

This is deep for them Goerge!
Some poeple think differently, they have deep fustrations which need to be expressed. Poetry is just one way they can 'let it out'. The poem doesn't alway make sense, but it may do to them in some way or another.
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 07:08 (GMT -5)

Hey Hey Hey

I hope I'm not in that group

To bring class to this thread, I'll make another poem
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 07:23 (GMT -5)

I Am An Angry Metalhead

The music is fast and loud
With blood and death strewn
The pretty boys weren't allowed
Until MTV made the boom

When Kurt blew himself away
He took rock with him
Now we're cursed with nothing but Dr. Dre
And Eminem

Thank god the metalheads stayed with it
We got rid of bands like Limp Bizkit
I was surprised that we did it
And now we're getting rid of the pretty boy bit

Metallica is coming back
Hopefully they'll lose the slack
S O A D is doing more crack
So their new album shouldn't lack

I am a metalhead and I am proud
I don't follow along with the crowd
I listen to music that is loud
And piss on the happy stuff that's always around.

Can you deal with that?
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 07:49 (GMT -5)

Flippant

My eyes are blind but I can see
People see me and think I'm not free
I hold my cane with the painful memory
That I was blind since I was three

I am cursed to walk the earth
Without seeing anything of worth
Reality is just a blur for this blind girth
I will always be bereft of mirth

It was a doctor's mistake that turned me blind
My eyes were gone but I still had my mind
It was HIM that took my life down this wind
I will kill him for turning me into this kind

A gun with a sound scope. That's what I need
To murder the doctor that did this to me
I'll track him from the hospital that would dare employ he
I found him outside of his car. BANG! BANG! Dead meat

He survived though, I never would guess
But at least now he's now two eyes less
That's all that I can hope for I guess
I suppose for him, God did bless

I walk across the street alone
I have no place to call my home
All I have is my mysterious tome
That is incased inside a dome

Could it be my sight that is incased in the ball
I was curious so I threw it into a wall
The plauge escaped and took my mind
I went berserk, shot myself and died

I tire of this dream called life
I live nowhere and have no wife
I bring to the people nothing but strife
That's why I slash myself with my knife
Prickle Pear
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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 16:58 (GMT -5)

Legacy of Le Grand,

Hillbillies, everywhere, far as the eye can see,
Weird when you're a city person like me.
Low-Riders bouncing, kids screaming at midnight,
You should have been there to have seen the dreaded site!!!!!
See me crazy, you should see the parents of these kids, there really lazy,
As far as I see I'm going to go insane,
There is hardly anything that can save my brain,
Le Grand is a large Insane asylum wating for Halloween,
Where when I hear the 'Death March' it really seems to be,
Seems like everyone has a corruption effect...
You seem some what apish,shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And that is what C sees EVERYDAY!!!
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C
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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 17:15 (GMT -5)

PRICKLE PEAR! WHY did you do that?!?
Bad Prick bad!!! I'm goning to be in trouble for that!!
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 22:47 (GMT -5)

it was good until you choked at the end
Greatr White Unicorn
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Posted on Friday, November 08, 2002 at 05:27 (GMT -5)

I vote the best poem goes to Prickle Pear so far!
J.
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You'll never get rid of me


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Posted on Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:54 (GMT -5)

No way, I like RK's last one best.


If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away.

Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad."
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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Posted on Friday, November 08, 2002 at 09:57 (GMT -5)

Legacy of LeGrande = yes
Flippant = no

Which is the better poem
Yes  No
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C(unlogged)
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Posted on Friday, November 08, 2002 at 11:45 (GMT -5)

I could have you,Prickle, become Edagar Allen Poe with those rhymes, my horribly horrid life!!!!!!!!!!!!
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C
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Posted on Friday, November 08, 2002 at 11:57 (GMT -5)

She chocked to add *MY* feelings!
Beth
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Princess


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7888 days, 17 hours, 9 minutes and 21 seconds ago.
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2002 at 19:55 (GMT -5)

Heres a poem
C sits at the computer all day,
because the kids in LG and OK and are too stupid too play,
7000 emails on her screen,
All those stupid compaines are really mean,
For all that time she ain't very lean,
ADOM and webiste take up her time,
Whilst the kids are slipping on limes,
The population needs to be updated,
Seems like their sorry presense is fated,
When will Nelie's site be rated?
WHen the e-mails stop.
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Damon
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Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 04:53 (GMT -5)

Hmmmm

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Luke
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Apprentice


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7521 days, 22 hours, 52 minutes and 46 seconds ago.
Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 04:28 (GMT -5)

Legacy of LeGrande was very funny because at the end it was unexpected, random yet I could relate to it since I get VERY angry when I get that curruption too.


LS
eL
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Long lost brother


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7395 days, 12 hours and 29 seconds ago.
Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 05:19 (GMT -5)

beth, that's shit :)
how on earth old are you?? 5 years, 4? man, 3? Maybe you are really genius six month baby? That will tell us everything about your behaviour on this forum, no one taught you how to.



It's very hard to be humble, when you are great.
C(hospital,sisoOR)
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Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 18:39 (GMT -5)

Beth is 14. Not very wise at that.
C(ORsis)
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Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 18:41 (GMT -5)

Um, just like Prick says, that's what I see, you should really SEE these people, "When I think of that corruption effect, I think of them."
C(unlogged)
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Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 23:42 (GMT -5)

It's LE GRAND!!! No 'e'!
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Griever
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The Beastmaster


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8039 days, 14 hours, 51 minutes and 8 seconds ago.
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 at 02:30 (GMT -5)

I would like to share my haiku-poem with all of you:

Kello tikittää, tik-tak
elo kipittää
Ei huolta huomisesta,
Tänään elämme.

It is Finnish and it means:

The clock is ticking, tic-tac.
The life is running
No worries about tomorrow
Today we live


RRaaugHH!!!
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Ryan Klein
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Because I said so is why!


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1865 days, 18 hours, 36 minutes and 34 seconds ago.
Posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 at 13:26 (GMT -5)

Cool haiku
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Griever
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The Beastmaster


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8039 days, 14 hours, 51 minutes and 8 seconds ago.
Posted on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 01:34 (GMT -5)

Thanks.


RRaaugHH!!!
Beth
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Princess


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7888 days, 17 hours, 9 minutes and 21 seconds ago.
Posted on Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 20:17 (GMT -5)

ALL THE POEMS SUCK! EXECPT MINE
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