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Knud Registered user non-ghost librarian Last page view: 5895 days, 7 hours, 49 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
79) a) Play a drakeling. b) Eat the puppy corpse in front of the tiny girl. c) Kill the tiny girl with your acidic breath. It could be done with the "You exhale sulphur"-corruption as well. You know you've played too much ADOM when you try to throw coins at people wearing similar clothes as yourself. |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4279 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
80) Sell it to Munxip and tell the tiny girl he has it. Give her an eternium dagger of devastation. Watch with glee how the tiny girl sheds the blood of the innocent... "Ye have done well, my pupil" You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
81) Use this corpse amongst other items in an experiment: "What things can knock down the door?" Ubi patria ibi bene! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/22/2005 at 16:34 (GMT -5) by Nchurmdaz] |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
82) use it as a white flag of surrender *<< Words go here >>* |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
83) Smith it with corpses of wild dogs/ big dogs and defeat Andy with a blessed puppy corpse (+99, +99) My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/23/2005 at 03:54 (GMT -5) by tongHoAnh] |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
84) Take a screenshot of your char standing next to it. Use it as an avatar on this forum. Ubi patria ibi bene! |
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The Real J. Registered user The faceless swordsman Last page view: 5824 days, 11 hours, 46 minutes and 42 seconds ago. |
TongHoAnh: I don't think smithing would be feasible for such action. It would require a new skill - bodybuilding (natural skill for necromancers) Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa. Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä. |
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Molach Registered user Lord of DurisMud Last page view: 5352 days, 10 hours, 44 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
85) Buy the flesh golem pet from the doctor. Then re-animate the puppy, to be a flesh golem pet. 86) Stick it in the freezer. Then use an electric saw on it. (It's an old joke, how to get a dog to sound like a cat) "MEEEEEOOOWWWWWW" |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
hahahahaha, how do you get a cat to sound like a dog> cover it it petrol, light a match and 'whoof!' 87)use metallurgy, smithing and necromancy to create a Giant Dead Cute Puppy Robotic/Cyborg Doomsday Creation of Mass Destruction :p *<< Words go here >>* |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
The Real J: it is more sensible then many other post . You have a gurdge (spelling?) against me or what ;) My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
Grudge, like the movie :) 88) Skin it, tan it, and use it to write down 101 uses for a dead puppy *<< Words go here >>* |
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mhjm Unregistered user |
89.Eating first little dog, then stomacemptia herb and puke in front of little girl. |
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Molach Registered user Lord of DurisMud Last page view: 5352 days, 10 hours, 44 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
90) Use it like Herakles did with the Nemean lion; Skin it while leaving the head on. Wear it, using its head as a cranium cap, and its skin as a cloak around your body. Wield a club and show yourself off to the little girl. |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
91) use it as a super absorbent bandage, to stop those bleeding wounds *<< Words go here >>* |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
We're almost there. 92) Use it as a pretext for starting various topics on various forums, like: 'Dedicated to the Dead Puppy: 101 way to cook dog meat', 'The Role of the Dead Puppy in My Life', 'The Dead Puppy and My Family', 'Dead Doggy, Freud and the Topic of Thanatos in veteranry'. 9 more to go. Ubi patria ibi bene! |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
93) Dye it red and then boast how you killed a hellhound 94) use it as a sled to get past the ice stage *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/25/2005 at 15:35 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Nchurmdaz Registered user Goblin flash mobber Last page view: 6198 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
95) Attempt to throw it into ChAoS GaTe, and see if it passes through it. 96) again, pretend to make a proper burial for it - dig a hole, put a puppy in it, pray using holy symbol, put it into a grave, then cover the hole with a blanket. Done. Now, after some foliage covers it later, the grave would be well-covered by earth. Now when the day of Final Judgement, the doggie will certainly have a good chance for normal resurrection and a proper evaluation of it's innocent life and death. Ubi patria ibi bene! |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
haha :) 97) Tie it to the end of a rope and use its stiffening corpse a grappling hook to aid in climbing *<< Words go here >>* |
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Echo Registered user Last page view: 3788 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
98) Keep it as trap fodder 99) Stick it in the banshee's mouth so it can't scream |
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*Chaos Muffin* Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 6335 days, 9 hours, 28 minutes and 28 seconds ago. |
100) put it *your* ears so you cant hear the banshee scream 101!) Bring it back to life using powerful wishmagic, and bring joy back into the life of a tiny girl :) edit> i was reading back through some of the (very disturbing) posts, and realised we are only at 100, as my number 4 was: um, please help? and im sure we've doubled up on a few so: 10 more things to do with a dead puppy: *<< Words go here >>* [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/26/2005 at 16:57 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*] |
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Echo Registered user Last page view: 3788 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
101) Dip it in potion of uselessness and throw it away as it has become useless 102) Cook it and share it with a beggar 103) Ask the sheriff if there's a bounty on its head |
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F50 Registered user Last page view: 5686 days, 20 hours, 15 minutes and 34 seconds ago. |
note: some of these are the same thing repeated in a different way. So far we actually have around 87 *different* uses. the most popular ones are: 1. Animate it using the guy who sells the flesh golem 2. Animate it using necromancy. 3. taunt the tiny girl 4. (a) taunt the tiny girl with it. (b) kill the tiny girl. "If the bread weights that much in the draklor chain, then it's no wonder so many die of starvation. AND - what kind of IRON RATION weights as much as an iron shield?! A dinner for four, oven included? ;)" -Maelstrom |
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Claudius Registered user The Exasperated Inarticulate Last page view: 6884 days, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
104.) Use it as a raft to aid in swimming Member of the AAA, Adom Adicts Anonymous. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/30/2005 at 07:25 (GMT -5) by Claudius] |
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Dawnstorm Unregistered user |
105. Place it over a fireball trap and use it to bait ghuls. |
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PAGAN Registered user One and Only Last page view: 6886 days, 9 hours, 42 minutes and 45 seconds ago. |
Wear it as a hat, then put on armour of anger, and seven league boots and make the tiny girl chase you all over, maybe you could lead her all the way down to d:50 then throw her through the gate? **Luoch Nacha - The Mad Demon of Possesing Only A Person's Left Leg and Trying To Get Him Killed** |
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Echo Registered user Last page view: 3788 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Not unless you give her something to throw on D:49... |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3966 days, 13 hours, 34 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
You wouldn't be able to leave Terinyo while being "under attack" from her, anyway. Die Gedanken sind Frei |
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mhj Unregistered user |
LEad it over a CORRUPTION TRAP and tur in into A WRITHING BLUP OF RAW chaos, then take it back little girl. |
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tongHoAnh Registered user adoomed Last page view: 6837 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
It'll be hostile I think. My RL dumpyard: http://www.geocities.com/ceruleannebula/index.html |
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Thor Registered user Last page view: 6916 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes and 48 seconds ago. |
106) Leave Drakalor Chain with it. |
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