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Knud
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Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 05:31 (GMT -5)

79)
a) Play a drakeling.
b) Eat the puppy corpse in front of the tiny girl.
c) Kill the tiny girl with your acidic breath.

It could be done with the "You exhale sulphur"-corruption as well.
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Silfir
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80) Sell it to Munxip and tell the tiny girl he has it. Give her an eternium dagger of devastation. Watch with glee how the tiny girl sheds the blood of the innocent... "Ye have done well, my pupil"
You drop the golden ball.
You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west.
Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?"
Which direction? (123456789) 4
Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated.
You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd!
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Nchurmdaz
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Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:32 (GMT -5)

81) Use this corpse amongst other items in an experiment: "What things can knock down the door?"
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[Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/22/2005 at 16:34 (GMT -5) by Nchurmdaz]
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Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 23:32 (GMT -5)

82) use it as a white flag of surrender
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tongHoAnh
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Posted on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 03:54 (GMT -5)

83) Smith it with corpses of wild dogs/ big dogs and defeat Andy with a blessed puppy corpse (+99, +99)
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[Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/23/2005 at 03:54 (GMT -5) by tongHoAnh]
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Nchurmdaz
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Posted on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 18:03 (GMT -5)

84) Take a screenshot of your char standing next to it. Use it as an avatar on this forum.
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The Real J.
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 03:36 (GMT -5)

TongHoAnh: I don't think smithing would be feasible for such action. It would require a new skill - bodybuilding (natural skill for necromancers)
Sytytä toiselle tuli ja hän pysyy lämpimänä jonkin aikaa.
Sytytä hänet palamaan ja hän pysyy lämpimänä loppuelämänsä.
Molach
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 05:05 (GMT -5)

85) Buy the flesh golem pet from the doctor. Then re-animate the puppy, to be a flesh golem pet.
86) Stick it in the freezer. Then use an electric saw on it. (It's an old joke, how to get a dog to sound like a cat) "MEEEEEOOOWWWWWW"
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 05:39 (GMT -5)

hahahahaha, how do you get a cat to sound like a dog> cover it it petrol, light a match and 'whoof!'

87)use metallurgy, smithing and necromancy to create a Giant Dead Cute Puppy Robotic/Cyborg Doomsday Creation of Mass Destruction :p
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tongHoAnh
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 05:50 (GMT -5)

The Real J: it is more sensible then many other post . You have a gurdge (spelling?) against me or what ;)
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 14:25 (GMT -5)

Grudge, like the movie :)

88) Skin it, tan it, and use it to write down 101 uses for a dead puppy
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mhjm
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 16:58 (GMT -5)

89.Eating first little dog, then stomacemptia herb and puke in front of little girl.
Molach
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 17:46 (GMT -5)

90) Use it like Herakles did with the Nemean lion; Skin it while leaving the head on. Wear it, using its head as a cranium cap, and its skin as a cloak around your body. Wield a club and show yourself off to the little girl.
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Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 22:27 (GMT -5)

91) use it as a super absorbent bandage, to stop those bleeding wounds
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Nchurmdaz
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We're almost there.
92) Use it as a pretext for starting various topics on various forums, like: 'Dedicated to the Dead Puppy: 101 way to cook dog meat', 'The Role of the Dead Puppy in My Life', 'The Dead Puppy and My Family', 'Dead Doggy, Freud and the Topic of Thanatos in veteranry'.

9 more to go.
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Posted on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 15:33 (GMT -5)

93) Dye it red and then boast how you killed a hellhound

94) use it as a sled to get past the ice stage
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[Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/25/2005 at 15:35 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*]
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95) Attempt to throw it into ChAoS GaTe, and see if it passes through it.

96) again, pretend to make a proper burial for it - dig a hole, put a puppy in it, pray using holy symbol, put it into a grave, then cover the hole with a blanket. Done. Now, after some foliage covers it later, the grave would be well-covered by earth. Now when the day of Final Judgement, the doggie will certainly have a good chance for normal resurrection and a proper evaluation of it's innocent life and death.
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Posted on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 17:04 (GMT -5)

haha :)
97) Tie it to the end of a rope and use its stiffening corpse a grappling hook to aid in climbing
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Posted on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 06:36 (GMT -5)

98) Keep it as trap fodder
99) Stick it in the banshee's mouth so it can't scream
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Posted on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 08:43 (GMT -5)

100) put it *your* ears so you cant hear the banshee scream

101!) Bring it back to life using powerful wishmagic, and bring joy back into the life of a tiny girl :)

edit> i was reading back through some of the (very disturbing) posts, and realised we are only at 100, as my number 4 was: um, please help?
and im sure we've doubled up on a few so:

10 more things to do with a dead puppy:


*<< Words go here >>*

[Edited 1 time, last edit on 11/26/2005 at 16:57 (GMT -5) by *Chaos Muffin*]
Echo
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101) Dip it in potion of uselessness and throw it away as it has become useless
102) Cook it and share it with a beggar
103) Ask the sheriff if there's a bounty on its head
F50
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Posted on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 17:58 (GMT -5)

note: some of these are the same thing repeated in a different way. So far we actually have around 87 *different* uses. the most popular ones are:

1. Animate it using the guy who sells the flesh golem

2. Animate it using necromancy.

3. taunt the tiny girl

4.
(a) taunt the tiny girl with it.
(b) kill the tiny girl.
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Claudius
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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 07:25 (GMT -5)

104.) Use it as a raft to aid in swimming
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Dawnstorm
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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 22:20 (GMT -5)

105. Place it over a fireball trap and use it to bait ghuls.
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Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 03:47 (GMT -5)

Wear it as a hat, then put on armour of anger, and seven league boots and make the tiny girl chase you all over, maybe you could lead her all the way down to d:50 then throw her through the gate?
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Echo
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Not unless you give her something to throw on D:49...
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Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 14:24 (GMT -5)

You wouldn't be able to leave Terinyo while being "under attack" from her, anyway.
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mhj
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Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 17:51 (GMT -5)

LEad it over a CORRUPTION TRAP and tur in into A WRITHING BLUP OF RAW chaos, then take it back little girl.
tongHoAnh
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Posted on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 04:40 (GMT -5)

It'll be hostile I think.
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Thor
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Posted on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 08:51 (GMT -5)

106) Leave Drakalor Chain with it.
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