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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
I like words. Here are some that I've assembled NOTE: this is a fictional account that doesn't resemble anyone. The Angry Blind Man This is the story of the angry blind man With his foot in his mouth and his d*** in his hand He's always yelling and screaming and shooting his load But he can't see well enough to get on the road And that's why we call him the angry blind man He got so pissed off one night he made a radio show Where perverts call in and tell him he blows He rants and cussess and calls them dicks while all he's doing is playing with his p**** His brother decided to join in the fun Now the FCC's after them. They gotta run And it's all because of the angry blind man They went south of the border down to Mexico Where they set up shop to call people ho's The Mexicans loved they thought it was good But the angry blind man wouldn't stop talkin' bout wood And the denizans got pissed and they threw a fit And the angry blind man was turned to shit Now you know the demise of the angry blind man |
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Chaco the Taco man Unregistered user |
A poem.... No offense to anyone if this is real. Yo' daddy works at the porno shop, because yo' mama's not around, when you where a little kid, she whent underground so yos sit around the house doing the crack for free, driving friends and people crazy with your life's insanities! |
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There once was a fat old man, he pees in a can and eats purely ham, Once he eats spam, his life will go KAZZZZZZAM! |
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C Unregistered user |
There once was a man named mark who really liked to fart, he went down a slide, very loudly he cried, an'thenheletoutabigfart!" |
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Chaco the Taco Man Unregistered user |
There once was a guy named Barney Ruble, he caused ol' Freddy, nothin' but trouble, he stole Fred's wife, caused him nothing but strife, and then he sold his money to the devil. |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
NO LYMERICS! NO RAP! ORIGINAL POEMS ONLY! SPELLING AND GRAMMER MUST BE SEMI-ACCURATE! |
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Goerge Hamill Unregistered user |
How come every peom that's written here is trashy shit? Can't you people think creatively and make poems of deep things? |
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Greatr White Unicorn Unregistered user |
This is deep for them Goerge! Some poeple think differently, they have deep fustrations which need to be expressed. Poetry is just one way they can 'let it out'. The poem doesn't alway make sense, but it may do to them in some way or another. |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
Hey Hey Hey I hope I'm not in that group To bring class to this thread, I'll make another poem |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
I Am An Angry Metalhead The music is fast and loud With blood and death strewn The pretty boys weren't allowed Until MTV made the boom When Kurt blew himself away He took rock with him Now we're cursed with nothing but Dr. Dre And Eminem Thank god the metalheads stayed with it We got rid of bands like Limp Bizkit I was surprised that we did it And now we're getting rid of the pretty boy bit Metallica is coming back Hopefully they'll lose the slack S O A D is doing more crack So their new album shouldn't lack I am a metalhead and I am proud I don't follow along with the crowd I listen to music that is loud And piss on the happy stuff that's always around. Can you deal with that? |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
Flippant My eyes are blind but I can see People see me and think I'm not free I hold my cane with the painful memory That I was blind since I was three I am cursed to walk the earth Without seeing anything of worth Reality is just a blur for this blind girth I will always be bereft of mirth It was a doctor's mistake that turned me blind My eyes were gone but I still had my mind It was HIM that took my life down this wind I will kill him for turning me into this kind A gun with a sound scope. That's what I need To murder the doctor that did this to me I'll track him from the hospital that would dare employ he I found him outside of his car. BANG! BANG! Dead meat He survived though, I never would guess But at least now he's now two eyes less That's all that I can hope for I guess I suppose for him, God did bless I walk across the street alone I have no place to call my home All I have is my mysterious tome That is incased inside a dome Could it be my sight that is incased in the ball I was curious so I threw it into a wall The plauge escaped and took my mind I went berserk, shot myself and died I tire of this dream called life I live nowhere and have no wife I bring to the people nothing but strife That's why I slash myself with my knife |
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Prickle Pear Unregistered user |
Legacy of Le Grand, Hillbillies, everywhere, far as the eye can see, Weird when you're a city person like me. Low-Riders bouncing, kids screaming at midnight, You should have been there to have seen the dreaded site!!!!! See me crazy, you should see the parents of these kids, there really lazy, As far as I see I'm going to go insane, There is hardly anything that can save my brain, Le Grand is a large Insane asylum wating for Halloween, Where when I hear the 'Death March' it really seems to be, Seems like everyone has a corruption effect... You seem some what apish,shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit shit,shit!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And that is what C sees EVERYDAY!!! |
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C Registered user Last page view: 6294 days, 22 hours, 53 minutes and 8 seconds ago. |
PRICKLE PEAR! WHY did you do that?!? Bad Prick bad!!! I'm goning to be in trouble for that!! |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
it was good until you choked at the end |
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Greatr White Unicorn Unregistered user |
I vote the best poem goes to Prickle Pear so far! |
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J. Registered user You'll never get rid of me Last page view: 5665 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes and 53 seconds ago. |
No way, I like RK's last one best. If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away. Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad." |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
Legacy of LeGrande = yes Flippant = no
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C(unlogged) Unregistered user |
I could have you,Prickle, become Edagar Allen Poe with those rhymes, my horribly horrid life!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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C Registered user Last page view: 6294 days, 22 hours, 53 minutes and 8 seconds ago. |
She chocked to add *MY* feelings! |
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Beth Registered user Princess Last page view: 7679 days, 11 hours, 10 minutes and 23 seconds ago. |
Heres a poem C sits at the computer all day, because the kids in LG and OK and are too stupid too play, 7000 emails on her screen, All those stupid compaines are really mean, For all that time she ain't very lean, ADOM and webiste take up her time, Whilst the kids are slipping on limes, The population needs to be updated, Seems like their sorry presense is fated, When will Nelie's site be rated? WHen the e-mails stop. |
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 Damon Registered user Last page view: 7737 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
Hmmmm |
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Luke Registered user Apprentice Last page view: 7312 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes and 48 seconds ago. |
Legacy of LeGrande was very funny because at the end it was unexpected, random yet I could relate to it since I get VERY angry when I get that curruption too. LS |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7186 days, 6 hours, 1 minute and 31 seconds ago. |
beth, that's shit :) how on earth old are you?? 5 years, 4? man, 3? Maybe you are really genius six month baby? That will tell us everything about your behaviour on this forum, no one taught you how to. It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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C(hospital,sisoOR) Unregistered user |
Beth is 14. Not very wise at that. |
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C(ORsis) Unregistered user |
Um, just like Prick says, that's what I see, you should really SEE these people, "When I think of that corruption effect, I think of them." |
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C(unlogged) Unregistered user |
It's LE GRAND!!! No 'e'! |
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Griever Registered user The Beastmaster Last page view: 7830 days, 8 hours, 52 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
I would like to share my haiku-poem with all of you: Kello tikittää, tik-tak elo kipittää Ei huolta huomisesta, Tänään elämme. It is Finnish and it means: The clock is ticking, tic-tac. The life is running No worries about tomorrow Today we live RRaaugHH!!! |
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Ryan Klein Registered user Because I said so is why! Last page view: 1656 days, 12 hours, 37 minutes and 36 seconds ago. |
Cool haiku |
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Griever Registered user The Beastmaster Last page view: 7830 days, 8 hours, 52 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
Thanks. RRaaugHH!!! |
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Beth Registered user Princess Last page view: 7679 days, 11 hours, 10 minutes and 23 seconds ago. |
ALL THE POEMS SUCK! EXECPT MINE |
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