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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
I don't know if it will work but I will give it a try anyway, so please post some jokes here but please don't post any race discriminating jokes. Here is my joke: Ten things men know about women: 1.? 2.?? 3.??? 4.???? 5.????? 6.?????? 7.??????? 8.???????? 9.????????? 10.They've got boobs "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
LOL! are blond jokes ok? i mean, i know taht there are a lot of finns here, but i also know that the stereotype about blondes is stupid, it's just that the jokes are funny :P Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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J. Registered user You'll never get rid of me Last page view: 5667 days, 14 hours, 52 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
What has Finland got to do with blonde jokes? I've got brown hair, so we don't care. If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away. Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad." |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
quite a few of north europeans have blond hair :P q: why did the blond die when drinking milk? a: the cow sat on her Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
Sorry but I have to tell this joke in finnish. Opettaja kertoi ekaluokkalaisille että sanat asettaa, laittaa, pistää ja panna ovat synonyymejä, eli tarkoittavat samaa asiaa. -Eivätkä tarkoita? Sanoi Pikku-Ville. -Miten niin? Kysyi opettaja. -No onhan se ihan eri asia jos isäni pistää sian hengiltä, tai jos hän panee sen hengiltä. Sanoi Pikku-Ville "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3602 days, 22 hours, 20 minutes and 51 seconds ago. |
lol that was good For the Horde! |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
actually, it was confusing :P i had loads of good jokes but cant remember any of them now... Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
A blonde fell out of the window while ironing the curtains "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7188 days, 3 hours, 11 minutes and 22 seconds ago. |
Two blondes are sitting in a ktichen: "Wanna see a trick" - asks one "Sure!" "Do you see the light on the ceiling" - points at bulb. "Yes" "It's gone!" - truns off the light. - "Where, what do you think?" "Dunno" "Right here!" opens the refrigerator. *g*g*g* it sounds better in Russian :D It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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Achilles Registered user Mymirdon King Last page view: 7011 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Great one, eL!! "Not Zeus himself nor any other Power Shall save this madman who defies the Gods!"---Phoebus Apollo |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
best one so far :P an irish guy told me this one: Q: what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? A: one drunk less Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7188 days, 3 hours, 11 minutes and 22 seconds ago. |
2Taz: LOOOOOOOOL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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 @ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
This isint wery good but it is something A bear went to bar, bartender said "Whoa, i never saw bears here!" Bear said "Well Yeah, the prices are wery big" har <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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@ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
And this joke is for finnish people(dont know how to say it english) Mies meni kauppaan ja osti hanskat. Kauppias sanoi "Vedätkö käteen vai pistetäänkö pussiin?" HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA. har. <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
woa, chris, how old are you again? hehe. anyway, there are ladies in here, so we should try to keep the jokes clean ;) Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Mr. Lamaros Unregistered user |
engerish, engerish, plz. |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7188 days, 3 hours, 11 minutes and 22 seconds ago. |
2Taz: we have equal rights for women AND MEN :))))))))))) It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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Riibu [nl] Unregistered user |
Oh, yay, dirty jokes. Hehe. A bit too early in the morning for me to laugh at them, though, so excuse me while I'll continue ignoring you all. |
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@ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Lamaros: as said my joke is stupid in english :P <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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Achilles Registered user Mymirdon King Last page view: 7011 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
Blonde, Brunette and a Redhead ordered drinks... Brunette: I'll have a R and C... Bartender: Whats an R and C? Brunette: Duh...a Rum and Coke! Redhead: I'll have a G and T... Bartender: Whats a G and T? Redhead: Duh...a Gin and Tonic! Blonde: I'll have a 15... Bartender: Whats a 15? Blonde: Duh...a seven and seven! "Not Zeus himself nor any other Power Shall save this madman who defies the Gods!"---Phoebus Apollo |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
LOL! good one achilles Q: how did the blond die when drinking milk? A: the cow sat on her face Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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@ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Mwhaha <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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C Registered user Last page view: 6296 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes and 59 seconds ago. |
Here's one a math teacher told me A guy walks into a bar...ow. |
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@ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
?!? oh, now i get it, AHAAHHAHAHA <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5028 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
yeah, my ex-maths teacher also told me that one... must be a maths teacher thing. Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |
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Morio Registered user Holy Champion of ADoM Last page view: 3901 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
Warning religious joke Spoiler The same guys that wrote the Bible thought that the earth was flat "I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but I know World War 4 with be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein [Edited 1 time, last edit on 2/4/2004 at 02:52 (GMT -5) by Morio] |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3759 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes and 34 seconds ago. |
Morio? You don't want to say that... you'll start another religious debate... *g* In honor of winter... you probably won't get some of these if you aren't an American (take that, you who tell jokes in Finnish!) And, yes, the temperatures are in Farenheit. How Cold Is Cold? 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacation to Australia 25 Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 American cars don't start 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts -10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start -25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30 You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start -40 Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South -50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window -80 Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets Die Gedanken sind Frei |
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@ Registered user Q('_'Q)(>'_')> Last page view: 6673 days, 15 hours, 26 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
i got all of them, haha. But if you THAT MUCH eant to hear my joke in english it is like this: A guy went to shop, he buyed gloves, the seller asked, wanna put them on your hands or put them on your bag. Was it fun? i dont think so, its only fun in Finnish :P What? swedish cars usually start??? <xxxxo~~~~oxxxx> SWORDCHUK |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3759 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes and 34 seconds ago. |
Thrown out of the lab Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab 10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others. 9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?" 8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "KKK." 7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again." 6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!" 5. Deny the existence of chemicals. 4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it. 3. Bring a flamethrower. 2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid 1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings. Die Gedanken sind Frei [Edited 1 time, last edit on 2/4/2004 at 16:59 (GMT -5) by Iridia] |
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C<U> Unregistered user |
Nearly everyone at my school does #4. What do you call watching horror movies while eating doughnuts? Crispers, crispers. (based on a real life event...) |
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