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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 48 seconds ago. |
Oh come on, we need a fun thread. Every forum has one :) Just post a joke or a funny pic/vid, there's no better way to start the morning than with a smile on your face (or a winning 1$ lottery ticket). Here, I'll start: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjUWSfj7fE For the Horde! |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
[Dumb Jokes] Why dont blondes make good cattle ranchers? They cant keep their calves together. Whats a blondes idea of safe sex? Locking the car door. How do you get a one handed irishman out of a tree? Wave to him. [/End Dumb Jokes] |
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gravel Registered user if i'm not ADOMing i'm working Last page view: 5873 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
what sexual position results in ugly children? ask your parents :) The stone giant runs away in fear. Who ever heard of a stone being scared of gravel? |
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GiantFrog Registered user another gray elven wizard Last page view: 5439 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
Please, let's not make ethnic slurs about the Irish. Stick to making fun of Canadians, that's still OK. I guess I should include a dumb joke, so here goes: How many real men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - real men aren't afraid of the dark! I warned y'all it was dumb. You pick up the worn boots. |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
You can use any race for that joke but i always use the irish since im irish (Grandfather is 100%). |
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GiantFrog Registered user another gray elven wizard Last page view: 5439 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
I wasn't really offended. I was merely taking the opportunity to be mean to Canada. A lot of Americans do it. You pick up the worn boots. |
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**cHAoTicChaOs** Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 5992 days, 8 hours, 31 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
How many Adomers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we can still play in the dark... .vultuous. |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Hope that nobody will get offended by this one, Spoiler Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" Here's the HELL Essay, a wonderful piece of work :) The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." The student got an A. For the Horde! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 9/28/2007 at 02:09 (GMT -5) by Mewto] |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
You get an A for both of those! |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5831 days, 10 hours, 34 minutes and 1 second ago. |
It is still hypocrisy though (or however you say it), claiming that you shouldn't be mean to an Irishman but making fun of Canadians is OK. Newb. Also, How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be really small to fit in a lightbulb. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
"I wasn't really offended. I was merely taking the opportunity to be mean to Canada. A lot of Americans do it." I think nowadays Americans are more mean to Mexicans and Arabs... For the Horde! |
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J. Registered user You'll never get rid of me Last page view: 5668 days, 9 hours, 10 minutes and 42 seconds ago. |
offensive.. If you're feeling happy, don't worry, it'll go away. Originally posted by noob: "I'm everytime amazed how you people know to exploit every single little bug (or not-bug) for elaborated scumming tatics even if the feature seems completely useless or bad." [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/9/2007 at 13:21 (GMT -5) by J.] |
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Doki Doki Doki Unregistered user |
What's an Adomer's idea of safe sex? To keep on playing. |
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GiantFrog Registered user another gray elven wizard Last page view: 5439 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes and 44 seconds ago. |
Hey - some of my best friends are from Canada! For the record, it's not "still OK" to make fun of Canadians. It was never OK to be prejudiced against anyone. That statement was meant ironically. I love my fellow man (but not inside a lightbulb). You pick up the worn boots. |
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BrasilianWeirdVideos Registered user pron knight Last page view: 5171 days, 11 hours, 48 minutes and 26 seconds ago. |
LOL, J, that site is amazing |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5831 days, 10 hours, 34 minutes and 1 second ago. |
"LOL, J, that site is amazing" Actually, I think it's crap. I thought this was the fun thread anyway. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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BrasilianWeirdVideos Registered user pron knight Last page view: 5171 days, 11 hours, 48 minutes and 26 seconds ago. |
Shut up you battle troll XD |
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Battle bunny Registered user I'm just that cool Last page view: 5831 days, 10 hours, 34 minutes and 1 second ago. |
Come on, I don't think there is anything funny in some gigantic naked guy with a relatively small penis going around and raping random chicks. Just sad... a little gay kiddo's idea of humor. (\_/) (o.0) (> <) ( / \ ) Don't click this http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Darkcutter |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
The latest number in OOtS had a really funny comment: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0489.html "Who does the green line represent?" "A hypothetical offspring of Cruella de Ville and Sauron." LOL. For the Horde! |
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Sulangatori Registered user Tourist Last page view: 1445 days, 19 hours, 41 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
OOTS was funny at first, then it got a little less funny - now there are so many speech bubbles I can't see any of the strips anymore. A little funny still, but by the time I come to the end of a strip, I'm exhausted. |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Well what do you do, read out loud? :D For the Horde! |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
Yea i just read, um, up to the 360th one, least the author isnt an addmitant pedophile like that other site. [Edit] I have now read all the episodes and found them thoroughly enjoyable. [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/3/2007 at 23:23 (GMT -5) by Narcolepcy] |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4072 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
I don't know how many webcomics you read on average, guys, but you might want to check this out if you consider yourself a regular reader of webcomics in general: http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com Basically it's about a guy (and some others that have recently joined his cause) who tells people exactly why their webcomics are bad and they should feel bad. It's entertaining, really, as the reviewers regularly make fairly decent points, and some of the webcomic authors (most of them) tend to make total asses of themselves. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
Would you perchance have any links to any good webcomics? |
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**cHAoTicChaOs** Registered user Chaotic Awesome Last page view: 5992 days, 8 hours, 31 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
MY What a Fun thrEad. A couple of hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?” BruTal I knoW... .vultuous. |
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gravel Registered user if i'm not ADOMing i'm working Last page view: 5873 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes and 18 seconds ago. |
two elephants fall off a cliff BOOM BOOM !!!! long live Basil Brush The stone giant runs away in fear. Who ever heard of a stone being scared of gravel? |
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Narcolepcy Registered user Last page view: 4810 days, 15 hours, 25 minutes and 58 seconds ago. |
Check out this comic I found. It's about car racing, a drunk angel, and a guy who likes a girl, sort of. Heres the side splittingly hilarious link http://www.misfile.com/ |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
J. please don't post anything similar to this forum again. It does not belong anywhere, except on the FBI's list of banned sites or something. I consider myself a person with a developed and wide sense of humour, but I didn't crack a smile at any of the "comics". Did you check the forum, btw? For the Horde! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/9/2007 at 16:11 (GMT -5) by Mewto] |
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Sulangatori Registered user Tourist Last page view: 1445 days, 19 hours, 41 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
I must agree, that ER-comic was, well... not that funny. And that nazi-forum was, well... not my cup of tea. But hey, we all laugh at different things - I can't stop laughing at babies crying and animals doing things expected to be done only by human beings. Oh, and monkeys. |
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Mewto Registered user Last page view: 3603 days, 16 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Misfile is great, Narcolepcy, thanks for posting the link. Now hilarious all the time, but still great. I've been reading it for close to ten hours I think :) For the Horde! |
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