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tipo mastr Registered user Last page view: 5639 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
or a really weird ratling. this is what my monster memory says about ratling warriors: "...They seem to have 6-23 hitpoints(15 on the average). Usually they attack 1 time. A hit causes 6-13 points of damage(9 on the average). They seem to have a speed of 91-110(99 on the average). They are able to teleport." !!! i've never seen a ratling teleport... =P [Edited 1 time, last edit on 9/30/2008 at 21:05 (GMT -5) by tipo mastr] |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4074 days, 20 hours, 22 minutes and 35 seconds ago. |
Well, your PC has seen a ratling warrior suddenly appear out of thin air. Since your PC is dumb, he thinks that means all ratling warriors can teleport at will. That the ratling could've entered a teleport trap is not in fact able to teleport is a concept that eludes him completely. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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gut Registered user Painted this one too. Last page view: 4903 days, 21 hours, 57 minutes and 21 seconds ago. |
: ) They are able to make deadly fireballs appear from out of nowhere, consuming themselves in the process. They can make acid rain from the cieling, instantly disolving themselves. They can produce extremely loud noises at will. They can cause stone blocks to fall upon their own heads, so as to crush themselves into jelly. They can seem genuinely surprised, after somehow attacking themselves with spears and arrows, without ever having touched said spears and arrows. They can instantly disappear into holes in the ground. They can engulf themselves in purple-foggy-stuff until they turn into a writhing mass of primal chaos. They can efficiently commit suicide by surrounding themselves with poisonous serpents. They can induce water to spring forth from the dungeon floor, thereby cleansing themselves at will. Did I leave any out? Put me in the 'fool filter', where I belong! |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4074 days, 20 hours, 22 minutes and 35 seconds ago. |
They also have the stunning ability to have doors fall on them, crushing every bone in their body. You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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gut Registered user Painted this one too. Last page view: 4903 days, 21 hours, 57 minutes and 21 seconds ago. |
They are able to grant themselves painful electrical shocks, while standing next to doors. Put me in the 'fool filter', where I belong! |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4074 days, 20 hours, 22 minutes and 35 seconds ago. |
Painful? Usually they tingle slightly. Never received shock damage from a door as of yet... You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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gut Registered user Painted this one too. Last page view: 4903 days, 21 hours, 57 minutes and 21 seconds ago. |
Chalk that up to your fondness for PC's with PV's. Try a gray elf every once in a while. You'll be lucky if it doesn't kill them : ) It's not really that bad, I keed. One more, then I'll stop. Really. They are able to instantly become blind, stunned, and deaf while standing next to doors. Put me in the 'fool filter', where I belong! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/1/2008 at 14:12 (GMT -5) by gut] |
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Silfir Registered user Writer of Overly Long Guides Last page view: 4074 days, 20 hours, 22 minutes and 35 seconds ago. |
Indeed they are, but not from only one door ;) You drop the golden ball. You kick the golden ball. It slides to the west. Suddenly Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, appears! "That's not how you play Quidditch! are you even listening?" Which direction? (123456789) 4 Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is hit by a bolt of acid! Harry Potter, the apprentice wizard, is annihilated. You hear the ecstatic cries of a large crowd! |
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SirMason Registered user Paladin of the Shining Citadel Last page view: 4751 days, 15 hours, 11 minutes and 53 seconds ago. |
They also have the uncanny ability to blind themselves. And, if they're your friend, they can glare at your other friends when caught in their explosions/spells/screw-ups. Or they can squeak at you in a friendly manner. You pick up the Wand of Do Nothing. 'z'... Nothing happens. 't'... The Wand of Do Nothing misses the kestral. Come on, it's a Wand of Do Nothing! [Edited 1 time, last edit on 10/1/2008 at 21:39 (GMT -5) by SirMason] |
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Zephyr Registered user Solar Last page view: 4905 days, 8 hours, 39 minutes and 19 seconds ago. |
And they can also decide to fight to the death in a blind rage and slaughter themselves, and look more powerful afterwards. Come to think of it, that reminds me a lot of Obi-Wan talking to Darth Vader in star wars IV about how he becomes much more powerful after his death... Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Taz Registered user Registered user Last page view: 5031 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes and 18 seconds ago. |
those are pretty talented ratlings you guys have fought... Taz: A potion of gain attributes (4s) is lying here. Suddenly a stone block hits your head! Something on the ground is smashed to pieces! PeanutGod: Awwww no! How harsh is that! This is where you need the artefact 'mop and bucket'. |