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J. Unregistered user |
HicPotboy: You weren't playing a mindcrafter ? Telepathic fear, heh ! |
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HicPotboy Registered user Web-dude Last page view: 7314 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 43 seconds ago. |
No, I was a high elven wizard, and I used the concentration skill. --- Hicpotboy ------ Hicpotboy --------- Less twitch, more mental itch - saying by me. |
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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5665 days, 18 hours, 18 minutes and 23 seconds ago. |
The message i hate the most: "You die..." ivan.sourceforge.net |
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BM Unregistered user |
Ha yes you die it's very bad news... But maybe somethig like thats... This is mesages from last minute. I fight with thunder sper it's stunning enemy "You hit the werewolf and critical wound him. The werewolf is stunned! The werewolf bleeds from fis wounds. The werewolf regains control over his movements. The werewolf suddenly seems to panic! The werewolf picks up the bit of gnomish candy. The werewolf picks up the sandals. You miss the werewolf. The werewolf misses you. The werewolf suddenly collapses!" |
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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5665 days, 18 hours, 18 minutes and 23 seconds ago. |
'The hobgoblin grunts: "Ya art a stinking brugech!"' mildly entertaining... brugech must be a modified version of an explicitive... ivan.sourceforge.net |
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J. Unregistered user |
I once talked to a peaceful karmic dragon (IIRC ancient). It said something like "Wanna try yer luck ?", don't remember exact wording though. |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 1 hour, 37 minutes and 16 seconds ago. |
During yet another encounter with a hostile goodwife (I'm still trying to figure out why anyone in their right mind would attack an 8' 8", 518 lb troll armed with a club): "'Excuse me, I hear the shopkeeper has a sale on!' The goodwife fails to hurt you. The goodwife misses you." Not the most impressive battle cry I've ever heard. *BAM!* That'll teach you to mess with trolls. :-P -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 1 hour, 37 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Copied directly from the message list, after I stepped on a teleportation trap in the arena: "Well met once more, Raven." "If ye wanna fight, ye'll have to win a test fight to make sure ye art wort some gold." "Let's see..." "Uh?" "Seems that the last coward left the arena in a hurry..." "Wait a moment... wasn't that you?" "Going to wet your pants once more, are you?" You notice roaring laughter from the ranks of the arena. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 1 hour, 37 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
"You start to consume the piece of fish meat. You are done eating the piece of fish meat. Fishy meat." I have no idea why this cracked me up so much. I've never seen fish meat in this game before. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5665 days, 18 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds ago. |
couple mroe i got yesterday: "You are suddenly hit by something big and pointy!" (spear trap while blind) "Duh, troll juice." (take a geuss... *g*) this one takes the ny out of funny: "What do you want to wish for?" ivan.sourceforge.net |
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Jan Erik Administrator Last page view: 3 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Here is the last messages for my last dark elven thief as she was trying to disarm a spear trap. "You set off the trap! You are suddenly hit by a spear! Your armor protects you. You die... (more)" Somehow I get the feeling that my armor didn't quite protect me after all... ;) Jan Erik Mydland HoF admin |
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BM Unregistered user |
Hehehehehehehe very funy:) Maybe your pc was hit by javelin of death?;) |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7780 days, 4 hours, 16 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
The bleeding increases.You are hit by a spear.The bleeding stops. This really cracked me up. Another one: naked dwarven true berseker: You are hit by an arrow.Your armour protects you. What armor.I wasnt wearing anything.Just wielding a weapon. Same char: Self flagellation. mabye you should get rid of some protection. What I wanst wearing anything. P.S: 100th post in this thread.Kool. THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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 Dougy Registered user What is the deal with cards? Last page view: 5832 days, 19 hours, 5 minutes and 27 seconds ago. |
Talking to a floating eye - "See" Talking to a gibbering mouther confuses you. (and yet i keep doing it) DougyDougy - Dougy - DougyDougy |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7780 days, 4 hours, 16 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Talk to a troll "You is funny food" THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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Palagran Registered user Furry Hybrid Last page view: 6364 days, 7 hours, 57 minutes and 11 seconds ago. |
I have impressed myself. I started the largest thread at this forum. >:) |
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J. Unregistered user |
Jan Erik's experience with spear trap could be possibly explained by partial protection of armor. That is, armor reduced damage but not enough. And Messiah's experience with true berserker mode could possibly be that the char had a thick skin that reduced some damage. Apparently there is only one message for the case where the chars PV (?) protects from damage. Probably there should be several messages for various cases like: -Your armor protects you (wearing armor, damage fully nullified by it) -Your armor partially protects you (wearing armor, damage not fully nullified, Erik's case) -Your thick skin is too tough (no armor, damage fully nullified by natural PV) -Your thick skin resists the blow (no armor, partially nullified) Or something like that |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7780 days, 4 hours, 16 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Thats what happens when you whip youself an youre quite tough. Do you want to involve in self flagellation?[Y/N] You dont feel a lot.Boy!Youre really tough. THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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Ekaterin Moderator on this forum Last page view: 5768 days, 11 hours, 49 minutes and 50 seconds ago. |
While I was fighting through a greater vault of greater undead, constantly casting spells, the following message appeared twice: The emperor lich mumbles cryptic words! Some kind of force seems to attack your mind. You feel more in touch with the world. If they keep boosting my Mana like that it'll be 99 by the time I've killed them all :-)) |
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BM Unregistered user |
I'm back after long time.... It's happened in Casino, I played, switch sapce by book;) and heh I was sleep, in real after few hours of game in ADOM... When I wake up, my PC win about 70 000 000 gold:) This gold was legt under my foot;) I cast strange of atlas, wera girdles of gree blesed ofkorzzzz... And pick up;) Ofkorz I was crushed by tons of luggage;) Heh but it's sweet ... you just pick up all cash... |
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Craig Unregistered user |
How adom can take you up to the top, then drag you all the way back down again :-) ----------- |
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Craig Unregistered user |
An annoying one, especially as the Boar can kill a Moloch in 2 rounds .... ---------- |
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Kayaman Registered user Last page view: 7734 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds ago. |
Dwarf leader said something like this:"It is nice to see a good heroine for a long time" |
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Craig Unregistered user |
I wonder if the djinni would strangle Andor Drakon when summoned? |
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BM Unregistered user |
When I get out from shop my trollish necromanceress PC I saw that combo text;) <You hear Munxip, the human shopkeeper, cursing shoplifters. Munxip, the human shopkeeper grunts: "Have a nice expedition, Tinybell!"> |
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J. Unregistered user |
BM: 70 million GP ? Bah, that's nothing. My gnomish elementalist winner had over 170 million. And he didn't get crushed. Craig: You really didn't get that message about ring djinni strangling your pet boar, did you ? Ouch... |
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Dougy Registered user What is the deal with cards? Last page view: 5832 days, 19 hours, 5 minutes and 27 seconds ago. |
Craig: nope, and they won't do shopkeepers or the priest i've tested so far... i assume most unique npcs. Oh and do ppl realise that holding down enter is faster then space bar? Me father always wonders why i've wedged the keyboard down while i'm doing the dishes. One other thing - is it common knowledge that spells like strength of atlas, invisability, bless, farsight are cumulative? ie. if you cast them while their already on the affects add. I casteth many a times atlas on myself in the blue dragon caves - wore off at D:50 after doing the mana temple 'n' all. DougyDougy - Dougy - DougyDougy |
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Craig Unregistered user |
What happens with the uniques? Does the Genie not appear? |
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BM Unregistered user |
Heh J. cash is not all, I have in equip lots of goods;) for example statue of barbarian... It was my first kill:))) Some kind of little souvenir;) |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3758 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Unless you could surround yourself with unique NPCs, I would assume the genie would appear and strangle something that wasn't unique, or appear in an empty space. Die Gedanken sind Frei |
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