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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:32 (GMT -5)

in other words ... this is teh normal forum isn't it? i'll put it in spoilers:



Spoiler

you have to be chaotic or he won't do anything for you.


morgia smoking?? i thought that would be illegal? (yes, Locke, that was a joke *g*)


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[Edited 1 time, last edit on 3/5/2002 at 18:33 (GMT -5) by Duke Ravage]
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DaC
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Duh..


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Posted on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 05:49 (GMT -5)

I know, couldnt find the bug temple cause had gamma 16pr2... nice thing that tunnel from the fortresslike village, do anyone of you know what the purple colored old lady wants(tell's me to mature up before talking to her and say's im the chosen one..)
DUKE, you guys kinda sound like so pro's.. thought.

IMPORTANT(or not)
i went to the mad minstrel hut with my first v.1 character yesterday(a dwarven monk) and in the hut, found the mad minstrels corpse(it's a kobold corpse, killed him once and found out) but when i came out of the hut, he was pounding outside of his hut, normal self.. weird thing.. or a update?

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DaC / c'moon! tell me!
pl-eeee-ase! i wanna know! etc...
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Duh, troll juice..

[Edited 1 time, last edit on 3/6/2002 at 05:49 (GMT -5) by DaC]
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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 10:52 (GMT -5)

hmm, thats odd... the minstrel drops a kobold corpse when killed?! i don't know...
i've spoiled myself, so thats how i know about most of the stuff i know; i don't hactualy know most of it firsthand. i've never gotten past getting teh water orb... although check out my braggage thread in teh spoiler forum to see how my latest guy's doing... adamantium is fun...


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BM
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Posted on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 11:43 (GMT -5)

in version 1 MM walking in all location this random corpses are some guaranted food for PC


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Dougy
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What is the deal with cards?


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Posted on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 18:21 (GMT -5)

the old crone wants a big mac with a large serve of fries,

Spoiler
and for you to be chaotic.



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Jan Erik
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Posted on Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 21:04 (GMT -5)

The minstrel just drop random corpses from time to time. It's not his corpse, just some unfortunate monster that wandered to close or something...

Just hang around him long enough and you'll see.


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BM
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Posted on Friday, March 08, 2002 at 08:46 (GMT -5)

Funy usselessnes items
I think so ashen (weapon) of sun is this same joke like scroll of cure blindes:) If someone found this item pleas tell me:)
My the most amaizing name item was: <frozen mithril warhamer of devastation>
The most funy: <rotting crystal scale male of order> and <beautifull crystal plate male of chaos>
The most nice: <ethernium plate male of power>:)))


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Dougy
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What is the deal with cards?


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Posted on Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 22:32 (GMT -5)

Crowned lawful putting on trapped armor of chaos... ooh crap!!!


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Iridia
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Posted on Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 23:59 (GMT -5)

I wonder if someone wearing an armor of chaos could counteract it by wearing an amulet of law too?


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BM
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Posted on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 11:05 (GMT -5)

Dougy if you have something like trapped armor of chaos, drop all and read scroll of item destruction:)


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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 18:52 (GMT -5)

here's one: order a companion to kill another companion:

"The -foo- looks at the -foo- in a strange manner."

something like that, cant remember exactly.


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Jan Erik
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Posted on Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 13:58 (GMT -5)

How about this one?

"You steal a rune-covered sling! Bob, the master swordsman ghul, attacks the werewolf. Bob, the master swordsman ghul, misses the werewolf. The werewolf is killed!"

Yay, go pick pocket, however look at the last part of the message:
"Bob, the master swordsman ghul, misses the werewolf. The werewolf is killed!"

I guess one reason could be that monsters simply use all theyr attacks regardless of wether or not the target survived the first one. Except this particular ghoul had 4 attacks and only used two. The message does look kinda funny.

On a side note poor old Bob was killed after the worm brain panicked and fled into a room full of Ogres in the Ogre caves...


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BM
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Posted on Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 15:13 (GMT -5)

Exactly, when monster have to posibility atack more than once time. Only mising atack are signature


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J.
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Posted on Monday, March 18, 2002 at 01:23 (GMT -5)

Duke: The "<foo> glares at the <foo> in a very strange manner." doesn't require one to order companion to kill other companion. I've had it couple of times when playing a bard. I tamed a monster with music and it the glared at my earlier pet (that it had fought earlier). Apparently that message means that one <foo> was hostile earlier and the other tame and then the hostile one was tamed.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 04:17 (GMT -5)

<Ancient blue dragon quaffs potion of healing. He heal his wounds a bit>

WOW. Show respect dragon:) It was ~70 level ancient blue dragon in ancient blue dragon cave. I fight there my trollish thiev (level 36). Hessus this is a smalle cave. Soon smalle cave will be more safe than blue dragon cave:)


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Duh..


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Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 05:29 (GMT -5)

Wrong J. in adom gamma 16 pr2 got kobold corpse after killing mad minstrel.. could i ta be a Kobold below that Hat... you never see below his clothing.. (what could be kinda pervert)


Duh, troll juice..

[Edited 1 time, last edit on 3/19/2002 at 05:30 (GMT -5) by DaC]
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Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 06:35 (GMT -5)

Maybe MM droped kobold coprse because he picup it early and droped after killed him?


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Posted on Friday, March 22, 2002 at 18:31 (GMT -5)

When you transformated into WMoPC, you should see a last mesage <WeLcOmE bElIvEr> But only when you are in Andor Drakon Palace


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Duh..


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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 05:54 (GMT -5)

to what?


Duh, troll juice..
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Guinea
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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 07:55 (GMT -5)

WMoPC=Writhing Mass of Primal Chaos

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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 10:39 (GMT -5)

speakinjg of WMoPC, i just had a guy get badly injured, and while he was waiting to regen he kepted hearing "you feel a soul in agony". eventually i moved on, opened a door, and there standing in the room, were 2 WMoPC and a Chaos Mutant. i dealt with the mutant first, and gained 2 levels. then a WMoPC killed me in one hit.


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BM
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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 11:49 (GMT -5)

Lots of atack and slowed you. Sometimes when is coruption trap you just find it in "safe place". It's a bad suprise


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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 12:04 (GMT -5)

I once had a tame WMoPC. I wasn't sure whether should I take it with me or leave it. I took it to the graveyard on CoC:18 and decided: if it'll kill a lich, it's going with me. It dealt with mummies and spectres, but lich was too tough for it and scored an instakill ;)

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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 12:08 (GMT -5)

The best tame (of course without quickling queen lich;)) are SoFS or figurynes or few corpses in backpack just in case;)


"Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life"
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Posted on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:44 (GMT -5)

One message I enjoy hearing is when you sacrifice a fire monster: The <foo> is engulfed in a column of flame. (Something similiar to that) I still find that funny, and I am left wondering, "Now how did he let that happen?" Also I went through the manuel looking for monster memory people, and I got Thomas Biskup, William Tanksley, Ronald Neumann, Richard Fowler, and Stefanie Woll as the only responses, any luck with other names?



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BM
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Posted on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 08:43 (GMT -5)

Look at fun with monster memory

mesage engulfed in a column fire are standard sacrifice mesage, when you sac live monster

When you eat a royal guardian:<A voice booms: Thou shalt be punished for feeding on thy kings' men!>





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Duke Ravage
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Posted on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 10:38 (GMT -5)

i find it funny, royal guardians aren't hostile until you talk to them.
hmm, i just thought of something: ratling duelists will slap you with their gauntlet if you chat to them when they're friendly, and then they attack; i wonder if the slap does any damage. if it does that could be a funny death message.


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BM
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Posted on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 10:51 (GMT -5)

Duke hmmmmm doomed cursed with low HP hmmmmmm it maybe would very dangerous.... Hmmmmm Status doomed and cursed is deadly combination... What about hurtling when you start in friday 13, and you have cursed ring of doom?:)


Chelange: Mein friend Mindstorm think about Three moloch armor chelenge.. Two MA in weapon slots (its right hand -1500 to hit left hand -3000 to hit;)) And third in ammo slot:) It's the most stupid chelenge in ADOM and the most deadly... Eternium man is peace of cake than that:) And if you found fourth you can wear it in armor slot:)


"Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life"

[Edited 1 time, last edit on 3/28/2002 at 13:20 (GMT -5) by BM]
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Posted on Friday, March 29, 2002 at 01:33 (GMT -5)

Ahh i had the same thort when i first heard of that one duke... didnt' work tho it's just for fun. I've also tried drinking potions of booze to death however that didn't work either...

However if you drink a lot you get "Blind Drunk", or atleast you go blind after enough (:


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Dougy
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What is the deal with cards?


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Posted on Saturday, April 06, 2002 at 22:57 (GMT -5)

buahaha i got some nice ones while pick pocketing

"You steal an old-hat hat!" (i had old-hat in my uncursed_string)

"You steal a steel wand!" (bahahha)


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