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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
watch this, after that the ghul equpts the AoPfU and dies... *g* ivan.sourceforge.net |
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BM Unregistered user |
Funny messages... When you use stethoscop on you. Thumb! Thumb! Thumb! It's seems to be live And when you chat with hostile tiny girl in Terinyo. She told something like that Me mama told who never spoke with strangers And the last: quest with Blub:) My favorite;) My PC gone with Blub to the water dragon cave, next I teleported to the his mother and chated, then I'm back to the Blub who was stay near exit. And chated and told him about water dragon cavern:) Then Blub was fly out of horizzon screaming MUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!;) So why he don't swimm to his mother?;) What a pity so I can walk with Blub to her mother, but he is very hard to leading... resist switch:( When you walk with greater white Unicorn Yrruir to him mortal enemy Riurry heh they not fighting, and non hostile |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
Drinking from a pool- "You suddenly feel young! You feel grown-up!" -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
Trying to haggle with Waldenbrook after I've already haggled with him enough that he won't lower his prices anymore. 1st try: "Sorry, but I can't lower my prices anymore since I have to feed my 8 children." 2nd try: "Sorry, but I can't lower my prices anymore since I have to feed my 9 children." 3rd try: "Sorry, but I can't lower my prices anymore since I have to feed my 14 children." Either he's lying to me or during the time I spent away from the dwarven village he's been VERY busy... -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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BM Unregistered user |
When I was fighting with ogres lords, I drink blessed potion of gain attributs. And I see thats mesages... Your muscle stranger, You fell studios, You will seem inflexibel, You are very self confident, You looks improve, You are close to touch of world, Your seems sharpnes. The ogre lord suddenly seems to become afraid of you;) Ofkorz ogre lord scare me because I have corruption surronded by unholy aura;) But this mesages is cute;) |
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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
hehe... *g* how about this one: drink from pool: "Wow! Pure beer!" i'd like that, a pool full of beer... *g* ivan.sourceforge.net |
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BM Unregistered user |
Maybe something like that;) You dip the normal ring of immunity into blessed potion of holy water. Your mood darkness... |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
"Very funny." -Garth, when I offered to pay him zero dollars to train me. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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BM Unregistered user |
"Funny very funny" when you wishing for immortal... Or last when I was in dungeon with tension room... "You feel certain tennsion. You feel certain tennsion. You are hunger" |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7988 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 37 seconds ago. |
Jus checked out WAdomf Wishing for babes results in: "We are feeling lonely, aren't we?" Wishing for Thomas Biskup: A voice booms... "*Thou shalt not mock the Creator*!" THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
"You feel spiritually invincible. Ouch! You walk into the wall." I'm a spiritually invincible klutz. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
I think this is supposed to be funny, but I don't understand it. I'm a troll who just ate spider bread: "Da is funny buks in da bread!" Huh? -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Locke Registered user Treasure hunter Last page view: 8109 days, 13 hours, 28 minutes and 13 seconds ago. |
Probably your character found small spiders in the bread since it probably was cursed and made a comment about da funny buks in da bread. :) That's my guess anyway. Locke Cole |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
What's a buk? And while we're on the subject of not understanding characters, what do goblins say when you talk to them? -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
"You eat the frost giant corpse. Frozen meat. You suddenly feel very hot!" Was that message supposed to be generated? -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Duke Ravage Unregistered user |
Buk=poor pronuciation of "Bug" IIRC goblins just scream at you in a friendly manner. *g* how about this one: "You miss the goblin. The goblin screams at you in a friendly manner." completly possible too; sometimes if you miss a monster they don't become hostile. |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
Yeah, but sometimes the goblins say "Where is da satts?" or something along those lines. What's that mean? And I've had kobolds bark at me in a friendly manner, beg for mercy when I talk to them, and then when they see that I'm not going to hurt them they attack me. Speaking of kobolds and funny messages, the other day I ran across a nonhostile kobold and accidently hit the naming key when I was going to pick up an object nearby. I thought it would be cute to name the kobold, since it was just barking at me and everything, so I called it "Koby." Then it turned hostile and attacked me. The end result was the following message: "You splatter Koby the kobold and turn him into a mangled heap!" Koby, meet my eternium warhammer. Eternium warhammer, say hello to Koby... (anyone want a Koby the Kobold Korpse?) -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Duke Ravage Unregistered user |
what i like to do is name all the Wererats i run into something along the lines of "Pest" due to the fact that they're pests. IIRC the goblins scream "Where da saaaaaaasssss???" when you chat to them. |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7988 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 37 seconds ago. |
Check this burnin hands one: You scorch the orc scorcher This seemed funny when I was playin. THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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 Dougy Registered user What is the deal with cards? Last page view: 6040 days, 18 hours, 53 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
The greater moloch equips the amulet of life saving. (well i've never seen that one, i once had a master swordsman disarm my rolfs companion and wield it, then become afraid, while a jackelwere surrounded my with jackels, here's some i have actually seen) You start to page through the spellbook of Disarm Trap. Your 'Disarm traps' skill increases by +2 to 68. Your 'Listening' skill increases by +2 to 98. You sense a certain tension. You improve your knowledge about the 'Disarm Trap' spell. You climb upwards... These caverns almost seem to be endless. There is a stair leading downwards here. Congratulations! You advance to level 4. (actually it was level 2) Plains. The constant rain really is drenching you. 1 out of your heap of 3 fluff balls ! (that's the message you get if you take more then one fluff ball into the wilderness while raining without having a waterproof blanket) DougyDougy - Dougy - DougyDougy |
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J. Unregistered user |
Hmmm... Once I named a rat "O Bin Laden" and killed it. You hit O bin Laden, the rat and transform it to mangled heap. Or something like that. Might have been a bit neater with a master assassin or the assassin prince... |
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BM Unregistered user |
Ammanda: You eat the frost giant corpse. Frozen meat. You suddenly feel very hot!" You just gained resitance to cold. Manny corpse may give to PC resistances and immunity to (corpse of giant slug to acid, and corpse of ancien blue wyrm Syrrxa.... This from quest of Sharad Wador... He giving immunity to schock attack.... And finnaly when you eat Blub you gained waterbreathing;) Funny messages? When you pray to much, and your daity hate you. First he change your equipment to the dust, witchout arteffacts. And when you pray more he tray destroy your equipment and he talk.... Idon't belived it... If you have only artiffacts ofkorz;) |
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J. Unregistered user |
Talking to peaceful orc scorcher : "Burn, baby, burn !" |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 8134 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes and 5 seconds ago. |
A lot of non-hostile NPCs have funny messages- Jackalwere: "Woof!...err, hi!" Black hurthling: "Hast thou seen the One Ring?" Ettin (which is two-headed): "Hi! Me too!" Can't think of any more right now. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Bear Registered user Last page view: 8365 days, 2 hours, 8 minutes and 15 seconds ago. |
i just got a great message. Lights flare up you are blinded (sorry if thats not the actual message) you get a strange item how would i know it was a strange item if i'm blinded? "He who conquers the past controls the future. He who conquers the future controls the past. -Kain from Command and Conquer." -Bear |
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Duke Ravage Registered user Gravebane Zombie Last page view: 5873 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes and 12 seconds ago. |
"It's dark here! Something seems to be lying on the ground. You pick up the scroll labled "XYZ"." unless i can see in the dark (in which case the game should let me) how do i know what the scroll is labled?? for that matter, how come "Glowing potions" don't light the area a little bit?? ivan.sourceforge.net |
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BM Unregistered user |
When you chat with dopplenganger king: You see like me! Die you damned dopplerganger! Dopplers have non only one mesage like others monster but few;) Duke It's imposible, to make ultimate ending and conquest platinium girdle. When you make quest for old crone and taken order of chaos you trangesing some law, and thats is chaotic act. Kiling farmer? I gone with farmer from Terinyo to little walk on wildrnes, and meet hobgoblin war party and just wait when monsters atack and kill farmer;) |
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BM Unregistered user |
Sorry not Duke;) But Dougy:) |
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HicPotboy Registered user Web-dude Last page view: 7522 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
Here's a funny message I got yesterday: You concentrate really hard. The large gnoll suddenly panics! Wow, talk about concentration... --- Hicpotboy ------ Hicpotboy --------- Less twitch, more mental itch - saying by me. |
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J. Unregistered user |
HicPotboy: You weren't playing a mindcrafter ? Telepathic fear, heh ! |
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