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 Dougy Registered user What is the deal with cards? Last page view: 6040 days, 18 hours, 47 minutes and 56 seconds ago. |
buahaha i got some nice ones while pick pocketing "You steal an old-hat hat!" (i had old-hat in my uncursed_string) "You steal a steel wand!" (bahahha) DougyDougy - Dougy - DougyDougy |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 35 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
The berserker yells: "Die!" The berserker yells at you in a friendly manner. Quite friendly, wasn't he? |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
WOW my favorite:) "INSECT, WE CARE NOT FOR THEE. DISTURB US ANY WE WILL EXTINGWISH THY WEAK CANDLE OF LIFE" Non hostile emperor lich:)))) "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 35 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
I guess it's extingUish not extingwish ;) |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Guinea et tu Brute?;) Luke at Oh For God sake..! "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" [Edited 1 time, last edit on 4/9/2002 at 09:47 (GMT -5) by BM] |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Message from one fortune cookies;) "If you are doomed this will be the last fortune you ever read" Very interesting is fact then my next eaten fortune cook have this same mesage:) And thiefs meeting;) I use my pickpocket skill;) "You feel as if trangressing some law. The ratling thief does to own anything of value. The ratling thief fingers your pocket. The ratling thief squeks with disappointment. You hear a disappointmented squeak. The ratling thief misses you" I have nothing in my backpack. I droped evrything and waiting for victim to sacrificed;) "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 35 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
Sorry, BM, I mentioned it only because you have written it in your sig. I didn't read Oh for God's Sake thread lately, I don't go to General often. |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
No problem, funy is it that you and Crimson asked me about it in this same time:) "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Guinea Registered user tWo-HeAdEd cHaOs WeAsEl Last page view: 7179 days, 23 hours, 35 minutes and 17 seconds ago. |
And you still didn't correct it in your sig :-) |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Because EXITNGWISH spoke emperor lich..... but if I rewriting it incorectly but I rewrite it very carefull.... Hmmmmmmm wish is in ADOM so it's climatic;) "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Iridia Moderator on this forum YASD Last page view: 3966 days, 14 hours, 41 minutes and 9 seconds ago. |
"You stagger. You are starving! The emperor moloch critically hits you. You lose a lot of blood! You feel the poison coursing through your veins. You sense imminent danger..." Danger? Now, I wouldn't have known that if I hadn't been told...! Die Gedanken sind Frei |
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NeoSirKnight Registered user Maybe I'm a Registered user... Last page view: 8132 days, 1 hour, 36 minutes and 29 seconds ago. |
You start to consume the Uncursed Cooked Lizard. You feel corrupted. Must've been a Cooked Chaos Lizard... Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons For you are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup. |
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C Registered user Last page view: 6504 days, 6 hours, 1 minute and 34 seconds ago. |
You steal a cursed bone! The (whatever) suddenly collapses! You steal a cursed rusty what was it! You steal a blood red potion! The troll suddenly collapses! [Edited 2 times, last edit on 12/14/2002 at 13:23 (GMT -5) by C] |
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eL Registered user Long lost brother Last page view: 7395 days, 13 hours, 9 minutes and 57 seconds ago. |
You talke to goodwife "S*says sumthing bout da dinner..." You feel hungry It's very hard to be humble, when you are great. |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
I fought with ratling dualist in Legots shop. Ratling ofcorse disarming me, and my orcish spear of thunder was droped.. Legot say Thank you!.... Arghhhh M Y S P E A R!!!! No question about did I realy want sell this stuff, only thanks... grrrrrr "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Maelstrom Registered user The Knight of the Black Rose Last page view: 3328 days, 1 hour, 26 minutes and 11 seconds ago. |
It's the first time you got this message? It's been bugging me ever since my Scimitar of penetration has been thrown this way into the shop by a ratling warlord. You don't get money for this, and the shopkeeper claimes that you (or the ratling/swordman) sold it. And it happens very often in the HMV (dualists, fencers or warlords seem to be there everytime) A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of that tunnel. A realist sees a train. And the train driver sees three idiots on the tracks. |
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BM Registered user The Necromancer Last page view: 7973 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds ago. |
Yeap it was first time... Lucky for me I didn't get Blup trident yet (trollish mindcrafter born in Raven)... It would be a very expencive fight "Insect, we care not for thee. Disturb us any we will extingwish thy weak candle of life" |
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Timothy Unregistered user |
The female goblin rockthrower screams at you in a friendly manner. |
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fazisi Registered user Pinker than a communist vagina Last page view: 5509 days, 22 hours, 53 minutes and 56 seconds ago. |
You hit the dark sage and critically wound him. The dark sage decides to fight to the death in a blind rage! The dark sage attacks the dark sage. The dark sage is killed! The dark sage suddenly looks more powerful. When you worry, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout! |
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Jan Erik Administrator Last page view: 9 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds ago. |
Heh, yeah, gotta love that raging suicide bug... Wierd variation on the "If you strike me down I will become more powerful... " thing :P Jan Erik Mydland HoF admin |
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B Unregistered user |
Your cowardly attack misses. The pixie suddenly collapses! |
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Maarvin Registered user Last page view: 5376 days, 8 hours, 43 minutes and 1 second ago. |
You start to work on a scroll of chaos resistance. You hear the chime of a tiny bell. You feel good about your mana potential. You succeed! You die... Do you want to see the last messages before your death? [Y/n] What was it about again? |
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Spartan Spartacus Unregistered user |
This have to do with the stupidity of the player more than anything else. Do you really wish to enter to the water Without Knowing how to swim? y/N you are drowning. suddenly the ice breaks under you.You are drowning.You are drowning.You die- |
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Spartan Spartacus Unregistered user |
I have not actually had this but this is a message that anyone could arrange to get.- If you are doomed this is the last fortune you read. You enter a dark place. You are eaten by a grue. |
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