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Palagran Registered user Furry Hybrid Last page view: 6364 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Here's a thread reserved for funny ADOM messages. I'll start. --Trying to be as accurate as possible... "The hill orc does not seem to own anything of value. The hill orc suddenly panics!" Heh. I feel the same way when I have to pay a bill. |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
lol! can't think of anything funny... from my site "The annihilator is instantly annihilated!" "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Jan Erik Administrator Last page view: 3 days, 9 hours, 10 minutes and 18 seconds ago. |
Well there was one posted on the newsgroup a while back that was kinda funny: "The orc hits you". "Your looks improve" That was one ugly character ;) Jan Erik Mydland HoF admin |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
lol! "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Locke Registered user Treasure hunter Last page view: 7901 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
This was a funny message and a boring message at the same time: "You lose blood! The bleeding stops. You die... (more)" Locke Cole |
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fgn Registered user Last page view: 8075 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
LOLiPOP ;) "wlazł kotek na płotek spadł na pysk złamał se dwa żebra wypadł mu dysk" |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
Locke>report that to adom.de ... die message should be before bleed message... "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Locke Registered user Treasure hunter Last page view: 7901 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
Well, now that 1.0.0 is out, we can not be sure if TB has fixed the bug or not. If I encounter the same message in 1.0.0 though, I'll report it. Locke Cole |
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Jacknife Unregistered user |
If your standing in a dark place, and try kicking a wall that is actually an unfound hidden door, it will say after u kick "The wall does not seem to be amused" -Jacknife |
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Corremn Registered user Cursed by a Leprechaun Last page view: 6513 days, 15 hours, 40 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
LOL! |
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Tha Messiah Registered user Angel of Death Last page view: 7780 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes and 27 seconds ago. |
I really got this message when using strength of atlas. Suddenly your extrodinary carrying capacity fails you.(more)Your equipment feels lighter THE MESSIAH,I'm here now,Worship me. |
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Tekki Registered user Last page view: 7346 days, 23 hours, 12 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
ouch! you run into the wall! (or something like that) You feel more in touch with the world. I just got this. Musta been daydreaming. The ancient dwarf says, "Slay an ancient dwarf to prove your valour." also check my sig ;) You feel a surge of power. Suddenly your extraordinary carrying capacity fails you. You are crushed by the tons of luggage you are carrying. You die... Go here when you are on the forum to chat about Adom! http://koti.mbnet.fi/adrakon/chat.shtml |
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Palagran Registered user Furry Hybrid Last page view: 6364 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Ha. Yer sig isn't funny -- it's depressing. ^_^ |
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fgn Registered user Last page view: 8075 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes and 2 seconds ago. |
"Rust monster tries to catch a quarell. It's succed. Suddenly rust monster seems to calm down."(x5) "wlazł kotek na płotek spadł na pysk złamał se dwa żebra wypadł mu dysk" |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 49 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
Press shift-C and then 5. "Talking to yourself again?" As I said in another post, I found a scroll labeled "IBM Manual." Reading it gave me the message "You try to read the IBM manual. You become permanently confused!" Troll eating a hurthling cake: "You eat the hurthling cake... duh, there wasn't any hurthling in it!" I cracked up when I read that. On the rare occasions when a kobold isn't hostile, it will bark at you like a dog. (what the heck is a kobold, anyhow?) Talk to a black hurthling and it asks you if you've seen the One Ring. (why are hobbits called hurthlings in this game?) -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 49 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
Oh, and I was just looking through my inventory. I've got a cursed scroll of uncursing in there. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Kayaman Registered user Last page view: 7734 days, 20 hours, 53 minutes and 32 seconds ago. |
"Is Mr.Brown controlled by remote?" lol!:) Too bad ya can't find dis in ADoM:( |
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Sengoku Registered user Last page view: 7932 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
"You notice a ratling rebel corpse rotting away" I didn't even know he was dead so it was hilerious at the time. |
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taffy Unregistered user |
they're called hurthlings because he doesn't want to be sued I think :) |
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Palagran Registered user Furry Hybrid Last page view: 6364 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
Pickpocket yourself. "Pick your own pockets? You succeed." <:D There are some inaccuracies in the responses of some monsters -- like the ones that say "Die!" when they aren't hostile. Amanda Sedai: A kobold is a kind of imaginary creature that exists in several fantasy stories. They are like humanoid canines. If you've ever played Suikoden (I or II), you'd know. If you are still curious, the monster memory can tell you a description (Either [l]ook at one and hit [m]ore or type & then "kobold"). |
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Palagran Registered user Furry Hybrid Last page view: 6364 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds ago. |
This one's from the newsgroup: "You hear a nearby distant explosion." |
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Jacknife Registered user Last page view: 8139 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes and 34 seconds ago. |
"You hear a distant rumble. You feel hungry." (forget if the first half is right, it was somthing like that) -Peace Out, War In -Jacknife |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 49 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
Oh yeah, forgot hobbits were copyrighted. Thanks for the kobold description. I realized I could "look" at them after I posted, but it's interesting to know Thomas didn't make them up. -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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adomer Registered user Last page view: 8227 days, 5 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds ago. |
in the graveyard i had "the master lich looks exhausted. you feel studios. do you wish to continue digging? y/n" lol another "funny" one is "you're ambushed by a group of lost souls." |
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Sengoku Registered user Last page view: 7932 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
You talk to the greater titan "Oh my I'm so lonely" Do you want to spend some time with the greater titan? y/n The greater titan seems to enjoy your companay, you talk to the greater titan. "GET OUT OF MY WAY, I CARE NOT FOR THEE!" |
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Amanda Sedai Registered user Last page view: 7926 days, 49 minutes and 55 seconds ago. |
There's a key that lets you change the names of monsters and yourself, right? Because I accidentally hit some key by mistake that caused my screen to show the message "The ugly monster is named Amanda." Ugly monster?! Thanks a lot... -Amanda Sedai, a save-scumming newbie. (Hey, at least I saved that little girl's dog. Gimme some credit... ;-)) |
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Locke Registered user Treasure hunter Last page view: 7901 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes and 3 seconds ago. |
The default key to name/rename a monster/your character is 'n'. IME, the message is "This ugly monster is already named "<foo>"." when you're renaming your character. In any case, I suppose that message is just a lil (mean) joke from TB. :) Locke Cole |
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J. Unregistered user |
Odd thing that "This ugly monster...". Even when I renamed a character with Ap >20 it still was "ugly monster". HOW high Ap must one have to get somethin else ? Or is it a fixed msg ? Has anyone tried renaming PC with Ap 99 and is the message still same. About funny messages. One not so funny is if you try Dispel Undead on yourself - "You are still alive !" - Oh, thanks for telling, wouldn't have known... |
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Stas Registered user The Dark Lord Melkor Last page view: 7654 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
of course it's the same message, it's humor! I remember I laught quite a lot when I first time got that "This ugly monsters" msg! "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" Lord of The Rings "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will anger the cat lord" |
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Sengoku Registered user Last page view: 7932 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes and 10 seconds ago. |
When you use the stephescope onan undead being like a zombie it says: "The zombie is slightly dead" I kind of laughed too when it said "The ugly monster" msg Just out of curiosity...
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